Banned because I just got back from Grandma's. Caaaaaaaaakkkkkkeeeeee......

Banned for being the big bad wolf and coaxing Little Red Riding Hood to sit on your knee

banned for being the lumberjack and not stopping the wolf.

banned for not making like a tree and leave.

Banned for putting an egg in your shoe and beating it.

Banned for ego.

banned for id

banned for death by id

Banned for having funeral parlor shares and profiting from that death

banned for giving me an idea for a new book. Death: For Fun and Profit.

Banned for thinking like a friggin' banker with literary aspirations

Banned for accusing friggin' bankers of any aspirations.

Banned for having aspirations

banned for aspiring.

I'm prespiring from all the banning I'm having to do.

does that count as a ban? banned for questionable circumstances.

Banned for circumstances that are questionable

Banned for double post

Banned for doubling your fear of questions.

banned for not doubling your fun

Banned for not doubling your pleasure.

Wrigley did it.

banned for excessive banning.

Banned for underwhelming irony.

banned for pointing out the irony and adding to it.

Banned for the lowest form of high humor.