Banned for imperialism.

banned for dismissing the benifits of imperialism

... what have they ever given us in return?

Xerxes:

The aqueduct.

Reg:

Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.

Masked Activist:

And the sanitation!

Stan:

Oh yes... sanitation, Reg, you remember what the city used to be like.

Reg:

All right, I'll grant you that the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done...

Matthias:

And the roads...

Reg:

(sharply) Well yes obviously the roads... the roads go without saying. But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads...

Another Masked Activist:

Irrigation...

Other Masked Voices:

Medicine... Education... Health...

Reg:

Yes... all right, fair enough...

Activist Near Front:

And the wine...

Omnes:

Oh yes! True!

Francis:

Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the Romans left, Reg.

Masked Activist at Back:

Public baths!

Stan:

And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.

Francis:

Yes, they certainly know how to keep order... (general nodding)... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.

(more general murmurs of agreement)

Reg:

All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?

Banned for making up a conversation.

banned for not recognising a python sketch when it prances up to you and slaps you with a small fish.

banned for slaping people with fish in the face.

banned for wanting to be slapped in the face with a fish

banned for mocking the babel fish

Banned because you're supposed to cut down the tallest tree in the forst with that fish, not slap people with it! And where are my shrubberies!

Banned for using fish to cut down trees thereby leaving beavers unemployed.

banned or misusing the babel fish.  which is to be inserted in ear so you can understand everyone.

banned for caring about beavers working or not.

banned for understanding with the use of a babel fish

banned for not reading or watching hitchhikers if the galaxy in which the use of babel fish explained.

banned for reading and watching something that encourages fish torture. Fish are people too!

Banned for being subservient to a machine.

banned for not listening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCfVFxRsKQc

Banned for youtube spamming.

banned for nost starting a new page

banned for nost

Banned for trying to keep people from nosting. It'll be the death panels next, mark my words!

Banned for haing a silly member number.

banned for laughing kittens

banned for being a rat.   here kitty kitty here is a nice fat ryat for you

banned for I am a lean mean kat fightin machine

Banned for fighting cats rather than saving them with Kitten Sanctuary: http://impulsedriven.com/ksanctuary

surely you cant be serious

banned for try to save the kittens

let the wonderful aliens take those kittens away for evil experimination

Muhahahahahahaha!