sigh
clearly, people are failing to read what im writing. or im failing to communicate. so let me try again.
i launch the game
i pick "single player" from the menu.
i click "tournament"
i click "new"
i pick a demigod.
i click "normal"
i see a scoreboard. i click "continue"
i get the loading screen, with the animated... whatever that thing is supposed to be that looks like a tramp stamp.
i sit and look at that for 20 minutes. (yes, 20 minutes. and no, i didnt actually sit and watch it the whole time. just to pre-emptively counter the pedantry i know is going to follow.)
i get bored.
i alt-F4.
i come here and bitch.
the end.
It is strange that Stardock forgot this point of the Gamers' bill of Rights: Don't need to connect to Internet for playing SP.
no doubt. if that turns out to be the case, im going to ask them to put their money where their mouth is in the form of a refund.