New Demigod: Deathknight

He will be a general and an assassin combined.

 

He can summon gargoyles that fly, and ghouls from dead creeps. Gargoyles independently can DPS as much as a regulus, with ghouls able to pounce and stun.

 

His abilities revolve around sticking to targets and melee'ing them to death with insane auto attack. Skills include slow, stun, and a move where he pulls the DG to himself. This last skill will have a voice clip of scorpion exclaiming, 'Get over here!'

 

He will also have more base HP than Rook, with survivability comparable to queen of thorns.

 

He gets 15% movement speed.

 

He starts at level 15.

 

At level 16, he gets a skill called 'faceroll.' Does 10,000 damage to any DG at any point on the map.

 

His appearance will be like that of Javva the Hutt.

 

100% chance of fucking up WoW balance with retarded hero classes!

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Reply #1 Top

Har dee har.

Seriously, I like jokes as much as the next guy, but why bring the WoW bitterness in here?

Reply #2 Top

Part of the reason I quit WoW was so I didn't have to read this garbage.  GTFO.

Reply #3 Top

DeathKnight's a WC3 hero too.  Lol.

Reply #4 Top

Seriously, I like jokes as much as the next guy, but why bring the WoW bitterness in here?
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Not as much bitterness, rather boredom and the fact that no one brought this up before.

 

Part of the reason I quit WoW was so I didn't have to read this garbage.  GTFO.
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XO

Reply #5 Top

Really only funny to wow players, to the rest of us it just sounds like a whine in the wrong place.

Reply #7 Top

umm sir a  polite correction. The reason why peopel are here is so they can avoid WAR3 DoTA.

Ur humor slight is off putting especially as you have taken much time to put together nonsense.

Please refrain from such posts

Reply #8 Top

Ur humor slight is off putting especially as you have taken much time to put together nonsense.
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Im sorry sir, your seriousness is contradicted by the use of 'ur.'

 

It is spelled, 'your.' I'm not sure if English is your first language, but I politely ask that you refrain from using such phrases, sir. Thank you, sir.

 

I would also kindly ask that you use correct capitalization and punctuation, sir.

Reply #9 Top

You can’t ‘claim’ Deathknights, WoW was not the first to do this and they’re in other games. Ever heard of Warlords Battlecry?

Reply #10 Top

His appearance will be like that of Javva the Hutt.
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It's Jabba the Hutt. 

Stfu, gtfo. :banhammer:

Reply #12 Top

stop trolling. this should have been posted in off topic. 

Reply #13 Top

Maybe this should be in off-topic but I do find it kind of funny.

I'm a big Blizzard fan but I have to admit the way they introduced and structured DK's in WoW was pretty out of whack. Even the Death Knight of WC3 had its overpoweredness.

I guess the reason I thought it funny is because it seems like such a common refrain to add purely "Evil" playable characters and such as it is ever popular to play the archetype. The problem is that for some reason, the guy always seems overpowered no matter where you find him. And because people like being evil and overpowered, these kinds of toons get way, way overplayed and throw everything out of whack.

But then again, I kind of think Erebus is DG's Death Knight as it's the same archetype and shares the whole "life drain and raise acolyte" thing. I wouldn't be surprised he gets nerfed a bit w/ the first round of balance patches.

OP is still funny imo.

I think I've seen Extacide in some scuffles on these boards but I don't understand the animus toward him in this thread.

And really, are we here to get away from WoW and DoTA, or are we here to get away from the corrosive atmosphere and mean spiritedness that infests the Blizzard entertainment gaming community? And if we don't like the meanness of prior communities why stoke it here?

Well, as for me, I just wanted to try out this new tactical RPG/RTS and play some good games.

/cheers. Don't be so hard on each other.

 

;P

Reply #14 Top

stop trolling. this should have been posted in off topic.
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Why do you illegitimize my modest suggestion? I think it would be a great idea! :thumbsup:

Reply #15 Top

looks like someone needs to learn how to play WoW, AND where to post your QQ thread.

Reply #16 Top

Paying 15 bucks a month for a brainless grind-fest really takes its toll on some people's minds.

Reply #18 Top

Quoting Extacide, reply 4
... and the fact that no one brought this up before.
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There's a reason for that.