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Annatar and Boogie Bac made me do it
discuss what a "good looking" and "intellegent" fellow Zubaz is here
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maybe, but I have my doubts on the economic viability of obtaining large quantities of Zubaz
A large supply only drives the price down. It's when it's rare that it becomes a delicacy worth charging thousands for!
then how can we drive the Zubaz Jerky brand across the universe and get into everyone's homes if we don't have enough Zubaz. I thoughty we were going for mass market appeal.
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With Dancing Zubaz Ads
Well, obviously we'd have to make more Zubaz. We'd just have to be really careful to not over-saturate the market.
Indeed we are. But we don't need tons of it to have it be popular. It can be popular *and* expensive. Easier for us, and more cash too! It's like lobster, only 100 times rarer and a bit less buttery.
Zubaz's Jerky is 
But if you cut it off, does it grow back bigger?
note I broke the page to respond to Annatar and Zubaz at the same time (block quotes are dangerous beasties)
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Quoting Annatar11, reply 6Well, obviously we'd have to make more Zubaz. We'd just have to be really careful to not over-saturate the market.
I thoughty we were going for mass market appeal.Indeed we are. But we don't need tons of it to have it be popular. It can be popular *and* expensive. Easier for us, and more cash too! It's like lobster, only 100 times rarer and a bit less buttery.
ok well then we need to catch us some Zubaz, but how? with a butterfly net or an elborate trap? and where will keep the Zubaz, free-range? or in a cage?
I think free-range is best. After all, we want him to develop more meat for the jerky, not fat from lounging around in a cage. For extra effect, we can set some angry dogs loose in the range so he gets some much needed exercise.
As for the trap? That's easy. Instead of using bait, we just use a repellant. We know he won't go anywhere near a dictionary or spell checker, so we just line them up to make sure our fenced range is the only escape he has.
LOL
Ingenious, as a second line of defence we can use thesauruses
nice kryo
soon Operation Jerky Jerk will commence and change the world forever
But which part of that photoshop is the real you? 
I think its the body
Yes, we all know about your spelling problems ....
I just suddenly realised that Zubaz's disability in this area means that he can't play Elemental - Its all about spells
Also instead of dogs to keep the Zubaz on their toes I think we should use bears instead
To throw a wrench in here:
Do NOT, repeat NOT, let ZubaZ near your pants. It's why women have skirts and the Scottish have kilts.
Neither does Zubaz. Which is kind of strange for a guy who's named after pants.
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