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the best joke teller,
within the next 2 hours I am back online and will give a 50 % coupon for demigod
to the person who is telling the most original joke!!
GOOD LUCK!
[mod edit: Racist/homophobic jokes are not acceptable here. Consider this your one warning.]
What do lesbian vampires say to each other after they are done having sex?
See ya in a month!
Did you hear about Herby the Luv Bug? He was arrested for drunk driving. He was given Gasohol instead of regular.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
umm..
What did the Papa buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he was leaving...
...Bison
And another gem.
What happened to the illegally parked frog?
It got Toad....
alright.. i think after those 2 beauties im done.
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