Silvius Silvius

So I've been thinking and...

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So I've been thinking and...

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Right... *sighs* here I go

 

I've been thinking about doing this for a long time, but I did not have the guts to do so before. After buying some stuff on the internet ( You probably don't want to know... It's ... private) Anyways, after buying all that fun stuff, I went into debt... A lot even.

 

Therefore, I officially declare Schobbo for sale. Schobbo is a good guy and a very good teamplayer, also, he likes stories about all kinds of stuff, I once told him about a ninja Bunny called Furbubbles. He never stops liking that story :D Anyways, back on topic. Schobbo is an experienced player, and I am sure that he will be glad to boost some of you less fortunate people out there :D

I would like to start the bid price at 1 gold. Also, I might need to add that Schobbo is unaware of this sale, so it must happen fast, before he finds me and literary guts me.

I'll add a spicy detail to boost the sale prices: He likes wearing a pink dress on sundays and dance naked around campfires.

Bid as if your life depends on it! Schobbo is a rarity!

 

Yours truly,

 

Silvius

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Reply #26 from Demigod Forums Top

I'm intrigued... and saddly i usually kill those that intrigue me... part of being a serial killer and all...

I'll bid 500g if he comes with a boddy bag, if you throw in a bonesaw i might be a repeat customer.

Reply #27 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting -Pod-, reply 1
I'm intrigued... and saddly i usually kill those that intrigue me... part of being a serial killer and all...

I'll bid 500g if he comes with a boddy bag, if you throw in a bonesaw i might be a repeat customer.

 

That sounds like a really attractive offer... Though, will you erase all the traces that lead to me? I don't like having people asking me questions about his disappearance and stuff :D The body bag and bone saw are ofcourse not an issue, Schobbo has them in his shed.

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Reply #28 from Demigod Forums Top

I bid thee 3 ounce's of the finest spam you've ever seen. I hope Schobbo likes spam. Bacon and Spam, but mostly spam. And that he celebrates Festivus*.

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

Reply #30 from Demigod Forums Top

Boohoo sayeth the sad little emo.

 

And still furbubbles is not my chosen name, because in my country we dont have keyboards with all the vowels and stuff.

But you may call me Rolando! Or Jesus (pronounced gheezous!). Or Eduardo, or Vincente, or any other typical mexican name.

Reply #31 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting frbbls, reply 5
Boohoo sayeth the sad little emo.

 

And still furbubbles is not my chosen name, because in my country we dont have keyboards with all the vowels and stuff.

But you may call me Rolando! Or Jesus (pronounced gheezous!). Or Eduardo, or Vincente, or any other typical mexican name.

 

... Can I call you Gonzalez?:D

Reply #32 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting obbeskrutt, reply 4
ITT: People trying to be funny, but they're not.

 

Might not be funny, but it sure as hell is better than all the rants you get otherwise :D

 

Now shoo,

 

Silvius