Throw off your shackles: Join the Whiskey Rebellion!

June 12, 2003 1:13 PM from

All this talk of "Empire" should make all free-thinking citizens of the world shudder in horror. Whatever happened to liberty, happiness, and delicious drinks? For THOSE are what makes a prosperous civilization.

We of the Whiskey Rebellion don't discriminate about national origin. Australians, Americans, Russians, Chinese, whatever: all are welcome.

We don't care about scores. High, low, who cares? You could lose a hundred games and you'd still be welcome here. Can many of the other nations who are obsessed with their scores say the same?

And if you join now, and can convince two other people to do so as well, we'll make you Senator. It's as easy as that. Democracy in action.

So forget the other empires and pass the bottle. Join the Whiskey Rebellion!

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Reply #1 June 12, 2003 7:33 PM from

Stardock Forums Top

Hmm. Isn't that called pyramid selling? :notsure:

Reply #2 June 12, 2003 8:57 PM from

Stardock Forums Top

Arrrgh You mean there be booze we havent plundered yet matey? Come aboard our survey ship of doom. We've plenty.

Reply #3 June 13, 2003 12:46 PM from

Stardock Forums Top

Christopher: I much prefer the term "Multi-Level Marketing"

PBP: We're out to take YOUR booze, bub! Plundering the plunderers, that's our goal.

hiccup

Reply #4 June 16, 2003 8:27 AM from

Stardock Forums Top

Tell you what, you take the whiskey, I'll take the whisky?
slainthe mhor agus cinn

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