I would give you karma but, I ran out of dry naps... so wet it is.

I would give you karma but did anyone check out the post numbers in the OP? Curious to know what posts 1074 and 2612 are all about.

I would give you karma but curiosity killed the cat.... apparently the pit bull next door is partial to eating pussy

I would give you karma but, the pussy eating pit bull has eaten that too.  

I would give you karma but isn't pussy a delicacy in some places. And I also saw a family following a leery eyed dog in a park once.   

I would give you karma but,      mmmmm 

Gaegog

looks yummy! 

I would give you karma but after seeing that pic I'm too busy pushing my dinner back down

I would give you karma but, I need some. Look at what I did to myself yesturday. OMG

 And I'm such a wimp... Boo Hoo  :')

You broked your foot off!?! Holy Moley!!

I would give karma but I'm givin' ya some anyway to offset the boo hoo's.

I would give you karma but...

...I am a bit perturbed by that paleness above...

I would give you karma but ... I didn't get any for my post on #4000

I  would give you karma but, 

the paleness! Why you green blooded ...

have I ever mentioned I'm a natural blonde. Yeah, well that makes me fairly white.  I don't do tanning booths. 

Just came back from ER. It's not broken or fractured. Yay. But, if the pain consists, radiology in 2 days. Whatever that is.

They're gonna strap a transistor radio, the cheap dollar store kind, to your left wrist in order to monitor ..... just kidding. Radiology could mean x-rays or even a topical scan similar to an MRI. DrJBHL would know better though. No worries ...... ask the doc for a lollipop after he's finished. They used to do that you know.

I would give you karma but you went OT

Proof needed...

I would give you karma but ...... blondes don't always have more fun.

I would give you karma but the blondes I went out with DID.

I would give you karma but you're biased in favor of natural rather than peroxide blondes.

Good choice. It's really obvious here in England who's fake tanning, mainly because there is no way the average person would get a decent tan from living in England, so we know who's been mutilating their skin cells from sight.

I would give you karma, but many people prefer natural roses to plastic ones.

I would give you karma but I happen to agree with you.

I would give you karma but, there is no tanning over here either. Even in this nice weather.-2c.  

And tanning booths are skin cancer in a box.

Feeling oodles better today.

I would give you karma but I'm too busy working on my tan (as a response to excessive paleness)...

I would give you karma but your tanning light is blinding me. 

Hello, anybody there, hello?

I would give you karma, but then my tan lines would show....

I would give you karma but I'm fantasizing about an all-over tan.