I would give you karma but, up there is my very private diary, address book, and carrot muffin for a snack.

Not needing any mention my coffee... 

I would give you karma but ..... oh what the hell. Karma for self portrait. He he

I would give you karma but, it's my hair right? haha 

I would give you karma but that way-out hairdo just spun me out

I would give you karma but, Adam Sandler had that happen to him to... haha

{can't do links }

I would give you karma but, speaking of hair, I'm going to get my bikini line waxed... so's I don't get embarrassed when wearing shorts.

I would give you karma but ... how SHORT are those SHORTS!?

Edit: on second thought, don't answer that :p

I would give you karma but asking such a personal question before we've been properly introduced has somewhat distracted me and now I need to check for myself.  

Oh, they're about 4 inches above the knee.

I would give you karma but, your just to darn sexy.  

{you wouldn't believe but I have a 32" tv screen for a desktop, right now. Dam.    I have to fix the resolution cuz the letters are a little fuzzeh...}  

I would give you karma but I don't want to distract your from your little letters which look like me

I would give you karma but your so huge now I'm afeard...   

{I can see better the further away I am. Dam. haha}

I would give you karma but wouldn't porn look as large as life on that screen... enormous, even?

I would give you karma but large screens do not a Fuzzeh make.

I would give you karma but, since we move around so much I don't even bother hooking up cable. I saw the pd hook up behind my tv previously but never tried it.          It's Ok. I think I like my desktop better. Better resolution. It's nice to watch the news with though.. Ah decisions, decisions.

I would give you karma but you hijacked Scoutdog.

I would give you karma but, I thought it suited the conundrum.  haha  It's the eyes. 

I would give you karma, but your eyes are kinda weird like that.

You should try doing this:

I would give you karma but this one is better .. ..........

I would give you karma but the eyes hypnotised me and I'm away with the faries

morpheas Hi, nice to see you.  Hope your well.  

I would give you karma but, heck I will.    Are those eyes a little better?.. haha

I would give you karma, but the OP said not too.

I would give you karma but since when did you do what you were told?

I would give you karma but the Karma Cops copped out, split, ran away, made like a tree and leaved or leafed, take your pick. Anyway, they ain't here.

I would give you karma but the karma fairy left town, went on a hike... is in bed making love with a rainbow demon with a lust for 'going around'

I would give you karma but the rainbow demon met his match in the dwarf from the pot of gold. All that glitter.