I would give you karma but methinks its too cold.

I would give you hot karma to warm things up a little, but it would have cooled off by the time it reached you.

I would give you karma but, now it''ll have to wait till tomorrow.

I would give you karma but my imaginary friend put dibs on it

I would give you karma but my doppleganger is more transparent than your doppleganger.

I would give you karma but my succubus sucked the life right out of it

I would give you karma but my incubus said Huh?

I would give you karma but, he said no. 

I would give you karma but the frightening fangs frightened the fuzz out of me

I would give you karma but dragging Fuzzy into this will interrupt his a.m. Fuzzeh rituals.

I'd give you karma, but several of my friends are (Sadly) Furries...

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but, furries?  

I would give you karma but furries and fuzzies do not a good karma make.

Hairballs ya know.

I would give you karma but, {nudge, nudge,wink,wink,saynomore,saynomore } well, you have to take yourself out of that role. You can listen and still make your moves. Put your arm around them, dry their tears, the old lift the chin with your finger is nice. I'm betting it'll take care of itself after that Xer07.

I would give you karma, but I am on a furry-slaying crusade...

MUAHAHA

I would give you karma but I'm busy emptying the bullets from your gun....

I would give you karma but,      I like karma better.

Ugh.... furries.

I would give you karma, but you made it sound like I try to relate to them.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but GTFO... er, Going To Fondle Orbs instead.

I would give you karma but Orb Fondling is an Olympic sport.

I would give you karma but fondling those DDD orbs has given me carpal tunnel syndrome.

I would give you karma but, You maybe relate but at a place not of your choosing. Why else would you be sad?

I would give you karma but  

I would give you karma, but COOKIES!

Xer0 \^/

I  would give you karma but all I seem to have lying around is poetic justice...

bummer...