I would give you karma, but there are another two hundred and fourty nine posts to go.

harpo

I will be wating....like a Stalker....he he he he...and when the time comes...Bang! 1000th post.

I would give you karma, but my plan is already in motion, and will be complete when the thread surpases 5000 posts.

I would give you karma, but you lack the tactical gene required to make a successful plan...

-Exile(\/)

I would give you karma, but that was just plain mean.

I would give you karma, but I wouldn't get any in return... proving that Equivalent Exchange doesn't exist.

Koda0(^)

I would give you karma but all the Chinese farmers have killed the ingame market. So I can no longer afford karma.

I would give you karma, but your post was in blue and bold letters.

I would give you all karma, but I dont mind you knowing my plan, because until the 1000th post everyone will have forgotten about the whole reward/karma thing.

I would give Pluto karma.

I would give you karma ,but then what

I would give you karma, but your avatar will steal all my corn.

I would give you karma but my avatar ate it when u refused to hand over the corn

I would give you cornbeafchococapplemonsocks.

I would give you karma, but you guys can do better than that.

I would give you karma but i am too busy sticking it to the man

I would give you karma, but I don't want your various sticky items all over other men.

Koda0 (^)

I would give you karma but you perverted what i said...again

I would give you karma, but I'm 15. You tell me you didn't crack comments like that when you were my age.

Koda0 (^)

I would give you karma ,but you are implying i am old. jus 17.

I would give you karma, but that's old enough for me.

Koda0 (^)

I'm but a simple 14, fifteen in two months, and I don't have these perverted needs. Is something wrong with me? Free karma for an hilarious response.

 I would give you karma but your 14 and you don't have any perverted needs

Usually the "perverted" age, as you say, is from about 15 to 21.

I would give you karma, but I am 22 yo, so too old for this thread I guess.

I would give you karma but your not too old for this thread, jus too old for making those comments which i dont either

I would give you karma, BUT perversion is as perversion does, and a person is ONLY as old as they feel they are.

harpo

Then I must be 30 in reality.

I would give you karma, but I have successfully freed the forums of Ryat's wrath! (Too bad Veers isn't here to celebrate)

Koda0 (^)