I would give you karma, but you are banished. Begone, ye poster on many threads.

I would give you karma but i shall return stronger than before

I would give you karma, but you haven't returned stronger yet so I can't give it to you.

I would give you karma but your right

I would give you karma, but you admited defeat.

I would give you karma, but you have de feet.

harpo

I would give you karma, but you are word-playing again.

I would give you karma, but you keep preventing me feeling what is happening to my body.

harpo

I would give you karma, but is there a hint I dont get about your reference in your body?

I would give you karma, but YOU are morphine, a pain killer that is highly addictive.

harpo

LOL harpo!

I would give you karma, but you made me laugh.

I would give you karma, but at least I am not a harp, harpo.

I would give you karma, BUT i am NOT a harp, but a harp OPERATOR hence the harpO.

harpo

I would give you karma, but I am NOT morphine, but morpheas.

Morpheas in ancient Greek Mythology was the God of sleep and dreams. A Harp was usually an instrument with a very soft and soothing sound ideal for sleeping like a baby, and since I am morpheas, I am the harp OPERATOR, and YOU are the Harp.

I would give you karma, but morphine WAS named after morpheas the greek mithology figure, which means that YOU are MORPHINE, and are therfore a controlled addictive substance.

get back into the locked drugs cupboard.

and also anybody that attempts to play me WILL BE DESTROYED TOTALLY, as I am the harpo of death and destruction with a VERY LOUD and irritating, very high volume sound that can destroy anything.

HARPO

I would give you karma but what if i am deaf

I would give you karma, but you would STILL be shaken to destruction.

harpo

I would give you karma, but I will not since you started yelling so loud, that even my cat was scared and run away

Harpo, My name is NOT morphine, but morpheas(768), the number is irrelevant and random, but the name is the name of the greek God. If i wanted to be morphine, then I would have that nick.

Why do I care if 3000 years after the Glory of Greek culture, ancient Mythonlogy, and civilization, the people of today named their drug after the famous Morpheas?

Now, as I already said, usually, Morpheas plays the Harp, to put people into sleep, and travel them into the mysterious world of Dreams.

SO I PLAY YOU (HARP) AND PUT EVERYONE TO SLEEP.

AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

Suck on this!  

I would give you karma, but you got far too upset about a play on words,

I would give you karma, but I just wanted to destroy harpo, and I did

I would give you karma, but yay!                                                        

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but the factor of 2 deterres me.

morphine I would give you karma, but you were flushed along weit all of the other poisons

harpo

i would give you karma butthat means you flushed just about every substance on the earth

Harp, I would give you karma, but arent you too old for this? I mean nobody plays the Harp anymore....

Go to a museum!

I would give you karma, BUT those that claim I am either a harp or play a harp do NOT know me. I am NOT musical, just am able to YELL at 130+db, so if you want to lose your hearing/get shaken up totally then get me pissed off.

also you could look in the national orgistra's as most of them do have a harpist, and also look inside each piano and you will see a harp.

harpo