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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #651 Top

you forgot to include yourself, the leading loonatic.

harpo

 

Reply #652 Top

there is nothing else expected to say from food

Reply #654 Top

Quoting harpo99999, reply 651
you forgot to include yourself, the leading loonatic.

harpo

 

You are still all Lunatics!

Quoting tesb, reply 652
there is nothing else expected to say from food
Quoting harpo99999, reply 653
other than EAT  ME!

harpo

except, "Hey, I just crapped on myself!"

Reply #655 Top

This is the point from which I can never return

Reply #656 Top

good bye

Reply #658 Top

which means the CYATS and harpos now start looking at the starwarriors for the next meal

harpo

 

Reply #659 Top

one less to go

Reply #660 Top

as the cyats had eaten tesb, it must be s tesb ghost that is haunting the forums

harpo

 

Reply #661 Top
The draak and the starwarriors begin negotiations to face the ryats and cyats and whateverats as a unified force. and harpo too
Reply #662 Top

the draak's had been crushed by the graviton surge weapon that the harpo's and cyats had created along wih the drak satelites, as a black hole was created in the centre of the satelites and the homeworld, and the stare of the homeworld

harpo

 

Reply #663 Top

Ryats seize control of the cyats time machine through a suprise raid, altering the time stream yet again

Reply #664 Top

the only trouble that the ryats find is that the time machine was designed and built to work ONLY for cyats with harpo assistance, so while they posess the machine it does not do anything, and all attempts damage it so that it catastropically fails blowing up the entire city where it was being worked on

harpo

 

 

Reply #665 Top

pity, that it blew up under the city that is the capital of the cyats, therefore sundering the cyat nation making it easy pickings for the rest of its enemies.

Reply #666 Top

what enemys? the food (aka ryats?) :w00t:

 

@Harpo

i was never eaten by cyats it simply can't be (i've written a post concerning this nonsense of yours)

Reply #667 Top

And the blackholes created at the center of the draak satellites (which were in orbit of your planet) expand to eat up the atmosphere, causing heads a plenty to pop like ripe pumpkins. Days later, the entire planet is consumed by these itsy bitsy singularities.

Meanwhile, the draak get back from their vacation on Riza to discover their homeworld is gone. They're fairly angry considering they left their favorite pair of socks there.

Reply #668 Top

are your sure the black hole can handle those socks? and is it still black after eating them?

 

are you sure it's not a smelly black hole ....

Reply #669 Top

it which case, the black holes in the home planet grew fuzz (as in becoming fuzzy black holes), which then gammaray irradiated all the draaks causing them to explode slowly and painfully (by the way the skin did not expand and ripped apart), by the way black holes suck in the material that is in or passes into their gravity well and the blackholes used on the satelites only had a 5 kilometer radius to thier gravity well, so could NOT expand to consume the planets atmosphere, and the planet has the ryats,cyats AND harpos on it. tesb as you claim to be uneatable that suggests that you are either ROCK or METAL as everything ELSE is eatable, both would be MELTED DOWN for building materials by ryats, cyats AND harpos, so you are nolonger existing therefore a ghost.

harpo

 

Reply #670 Top

 can you eat a trancendental being beyond your imagination and power (a mighty ghost of doom, who is invurnable against all anti ghost devices, just so you do not mind bringing up the ghostbusters)?

let me answer this for your: no you can not!

 

also now we have a smelly fuzy black hole...this is getting dertier by every post   O:)

 

 

Reply #671 Top

wow this is just going to cause several people to continue posting here 10 years from now in the hope that they will finally win

how sad...

Reply #672 Top

no, what sad is that harpo cant accept when his cyats are beaten and try something new

(sadly, this is the only thread were we can flame each other and no one gets hurt)

Reply #673 Top

ryat, that accusation is just as valid for you as me, but my cyats tell me what to type so I am not the only ego in this, I suppose you will post along the line that your ryats tell you what to post

harpo

 

Reply #674 Top

true, but that is beside the point

ryats harness the power of the smelly fuzzy black hole, creating a few, at the sacrifise of many, ryats to become supreme beings that shatter the cyats into nothingness, and ruling over the remaining ones with an iron fist.

Reply #675 Top

Discussing egos in a never ending fight over something non-existent? Nah, too easy.

The blackholes couldn't become fuzzy (snickers at a possible double entendre) because the socks, although valued, were so heinously stinky that the mass of the blackholes was sucked into the stink itself after sucking in the planet, including radiation and all.

As for the satellites, they were in low orbit (HA HA HA HA) and so the 5 kilometer reach of the blackholes just intersected the atmosphere and gulped up mass, thus growing.

Wait... if I see the fight going on and set off an EMP, how can you make a blackhole bomb dealy? And if you strike before the draaks drop the bomb, which you didn't, isn't that just a declaration of war? In which case, can the UN put sanctions on you? And what the heck do you export anyway?