Reality Warp: The Forum Game

If you could change one thing, be it personal or otherwise, what would it be?

from Sins Forums

O.K. I mentioned a while ago that I would be making a New Forum Game... and here it is! Now, for the not-so-fun stuff, the rules.

1: You must post something you would change if you could warp reality, and why.
2: You must corrupt, make fun of, or point out flaws in the reality warp above yours.
3. NOTHING religous... period. Don't want to upset the Mods anymore, do we?
4. Have Fun!

Let me start:
I would change reality so that my crush of 5 years would like me back as much as I do her, and that her best friend didn't have a crush on me. Why? For obvious reasons, duh!<3

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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top

She does you get married but shes a maniac maniac wow wow.(and shes dancing like shes never danced before)

i would change reality so ppl cud fly (plus this just like corrupt wish thing)

why so international travel could be free

Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

people could then fly.. but air traffic would be very much worse and become really congested so we'd have to fly really really slow. lol

 

i would change reality so that this girl i've been dating shouldn't have met her not so serious boyfriend who's always giving her a headache... why? for us to just end up really good together.

 

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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top

Ok then. She never meets him but continues to have 'migraines' and starts seeing a massage therapist who shes cheating on with you.

I would change reality so that (pardon my fanboy-ishness here lol) if you wanted to be in a movie/dream/wish/alternate world  you could be for as long as you wanted (like a vacation) before you came back to reality.

Why? For entertainment. (and 'cause I just thought it'd be cool) some examples

One where you (and some friends) can act out a WW2 movie or go back in time and change history

One where I can go into Star Wars Episode 5 and totally pwn me some Rebel punks.

 

Reply #4 from Sins Forums Top

You can do all that, but you forget that it's on a pay-as-you go plan, so you owe $9999999999 by the time you return.

I would change reality so that there were no racial differences.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top

Then stuff like this happens and the world gets turned on its head

also rednecks and racist people start gay-bashing instead.

What if SOASE was a TBS?

Reply #6 from Sins Forums Top

TBS? Idk what that is. Srry!^_^'

Koda0 (^)

Reply #7 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting koda0, reply 6
TBS? Idk what that is. Srry!

It means "Turn-based strategy"

In repsonce to Veers' rality warp: It's still ans awesome game, but it gets criticism for being to similar to GalCiv2.

 

I would change reality so that the Twisted Metal contest was real.

Why? I like to blow things up, and I love the games.

Reply #8 from Sins Forums Top

Well... now it's not a game, and you get shrapnel in your face.

I would change reality so that America wins in Vietnam.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top

Depends on what you mean by "win". If killing all of the Viet Cong,  then the nation would be like it once was, but would harshen the US-USSR relation and possibly provoke WW3. If clean out the rebels and enforce capitalism, then we WOULD have WW3.

I would flag down a pasing by UFO (since they won't right now) and get out of here before everyone dies from global warming or zombies, OR BOTH!

Reply #10 from Sins Forums Top

Well... then the Aliens eat you like they did the dinosaurs.
Hmmm...weird. I loose a GeneralVeers, yet gain an IrationalFear...

I would make it so I can play Animal Crossing City Folk with other people via Wi-Fi (since my Mom won't let me use our internet connection to do so...#:( )

Koda0 (^)

Reply #11 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

I would make it so I can play Animal Crossing City Folk with other people via Wi-Fi

Okay, but you are immediatly hit by a barage of requests to play The Conduit and Pokémon Colliseum, and when you cave in, you get pwned so epically that your Wii explodes.

I would make it so the American Civil War could have been avoided.

Reply #12 from Sins Forums Top

Then slavery still exists, the South is still agricultural, and eventually the Civil War happens in 1960 with nukes and the the USSR invades and takes over

I would make it so the Dark Ages never began, leaving Western Civilization free to progress 1000 years farther into the future

Reply #13 from Demigod Forums Top

I would make it so the Dark Ages never began, leaving Western Civilization free to progress 1000 years farther into the future

And the world is devoid of bad ass plague-inspired and religious retribution art, and replaced with stupid portraits of people wearing frilly tights, which is the trend for the next 5000 years. Only the frills become more and more shiny as time progresses.

H1N1 mutates into the zombie flu and all my hours spent playing (practicing) L4D are put promptly to good use.  Video games = training for real life scenarios.

 

Reply #14 from Sins Forums Top

Veers: Stop watching so much Family Guy. I saw that episode, too.

NATf: You sound like my Young-Marines-enlisted friend. Except he says that the vaccine will mutate into zombie flu. Anyway, you die because you run out of ammo, food, gas, supplies, and are attacked by Army zombies with bulletproof vests.

I would make it so that there are no more pedophiles in the world.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #15 from Sins Forums Top

Then there is just Pedobear and he comes after you.

I would make it so good people get good things to happen to them

Reply #16 from Sins Forums Top

It happens. Now that you've done that... AMERICA IS UNDER SOVIET CONTROL SINCE REAGAN NEVER GOT SHOT, AND NEVER GOT RE-ELECTED!

Way to go, you've killed democracy.

I would make it so that the Sins forums have a spell-checked and awesome smilies.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #17 from Sins Forums Top

Then nothing would change

other than there being a spell-check which most people won't use so nothing changes.

I would make it so there was a national curriculum (standards) for the United States and Federal funding so all kids get the same education

Reply #18 from Sins Forums Top

Okay. Now everbody is an R-Tard, since Obama wouldn't know how and where the money would be needed.

I would make it so that I could slow down and accelerate time at will.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #19 from Sins Forums Top

Then you become the guy in the movie Click.

I would make it so school was from 10:00 to 6:00. (I know I stole it koda0 but its a good idea)

Reply #20 from Sins Forums Top

Thx... it is a good idea: but... now all the schools go under, since they have to serve Lunch AND Dinner now...

I would make it so that telepathy was possible.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #21 from Sins Forums Top

It. . .already. . .is possible.

I would make all the people who eat way too much too give their excess food to those who need it.

Reply #22 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

But once starving children in foreign countries would begin dying of diabetes and heart-attack due to a diet consisiting exclusively of candy and potato chips.

 

I would legalize pot in order to watch the pharmaceutical industry implode... priceless.

Reply #23 from Sins Forums Top

GO TO CALIFORNIA!

I would make it so that I had my own computor w/ internet in my room...

Koda0 (^)

Reply #24 from Sins Forums Top

Lol! your parents don't trust you or something?

Granted but you spend so much time posting here that it consumes your life.

I would make it so the U.S. had annexed Mexico after the Mexican war so we wouldnt have immigration problems

Reply #25 from Sins Forums Top

Granted. But now there are BILLIONS OF MEXICANS!!!

No, they don't. Which is why I sneak out of my room, walk all of 5ft out my door, and post here.

I would make it so that the average American had an IQ of 110.

Koda0 (^)