Banned if you don't share said stories.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for wanting him to share some of his stories. You go first

Banned for being afraid of babies What kind of sick man is afraid of these innocent little babies, huh?

I did, thats why I didnt show him his error

The "stupid" was on purpose obviously, but fine, let me show you:

Happy now?

He doesnt have to count on me, like you say. He can pretty much correct them on his own.

I honestly hope that this is a joke English is not even my native language, it would be a shame if I spoke English better than "many Americans", like you say.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned because that is not a joke.

And I've always been really quite disgusted by babies: the way they smell, their blank, staring eyes, their malformed square heads..... ugh. I can't stand touching them.

I hate small children, ages 3-8, but I don't fear them..

Banned because, no, it is not.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for i love kids.

if we are talking about fears.

Then mine are things with wings that move really fast. (animals only)

and any bug with more than 6 legs but less than millipede

banned for not knowing the most common practice of disposing corpses in America.

Banned because a "box" is a very loose term.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for loose terms.

No offense dude, but this is kinda sick.

Btw, you do realize that you were once a baby, right?

Now thats just sad.

I am terrified by centipedes. If I actually see one (there are a lot in Greece, unfortunately, and I have seen many), I will probably scream like a little girl

This is an actual phobia, my only one.

I think that big spiders (like the Black Widow) are really cute

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned for Centipede.

Xer0 \^/

Uhm....yeah that is correct

Banned for phobias.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned simply and utterly because I hereby command it.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for being under the illusion that you can command other people.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

You did not, nor did anyone else, unban you, therefore my command was executed, whether you were aware of this or not is apparent.

Banned.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for thinking that I care.

Poor Xer07

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

It's not a matter of whether or not you care, it's a matter of whether I have shaken you out of your reality for a mere second to experience enlightenment.

Banned for assuming I expected you to care. It's the internet, I could post naked pictures of sexy women, and then you would care, but only because one of your "needs" is being met, since you can't meet it in reality.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for not posting these pictures. Too bad that you would get really banned by the forum admins for posting nudity

Otherwise I'd post nudity first

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned for that would be an effective way to kill the thread. I'll consider it.

Meanwhile, centipedes should be feared even without a phobia. And Black Widows (they live around here) aren't that big and are rather shy. Little threat. Brown Recluses (also live around here) are aggressive, despite their name. Very dangerous. No phobias, just don't like things that try to hurt me.

Banned for no phobias just hate bugs.

O and thunder and lightning, as i live in the tropics we get alot of that

Banned for living someplace with a lot of the things you hate. Although I live in an upper-class suburb of Columbus (Upper Arlington), which is filled with babies.

banned for a new Fox special...

When Babies Attack!

ROFLMAO Draak

Next on Fox: When Babies Attack! Watch the terrifying horror film, directed by Jachtdraak.

Banned for making me lmao.

Uhm....no we dont need this thread closed or anything. Thanks but no thanks

Why is that? Do they have a poisonous sting or anything?

I never bothered to look it up on wiki, because 99% of the time wikipedia has a pic on the right side, and I CANT look at a centipede for more than 5 sec, real or not

So here's my story:

When I was 7 y.o., I was sleeping in my bed, when I woke up suddenly, feeling something weird in my face. It was a big, (giant to me) Centipede, that was crawling on my face. I started screaming and moving my head to shake it off, and it fell somehow on my knees. It stung me on the foot, and I immediately run to my mother.

I was scared to death. My mother killed it, (or threw it out of the house, I dunno), and gave me some medicine, that was, as she said, to ease the pain.

She later told me, that it was a full grown centipede, and that sting at a young boy like me, could have (at the worst case), killed me, and that the medicine was an antibiotic for the poison.

She knows that kind of stuff, but I think she was exaggerating about the "could have killed you" part. I dunno.

All I know is that I am terrified of centipedes since then. (Classic psychological trauma, and the cause of my phobia)

Even if you wanted, you cant Time doesnt go backwards.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned cause many centipedes are poisonous.

Different species, of course, have different strengths or are not poisonous at all, but they can be quite damaging to children, although rarely to never fatal to adults. Although antibiotics and anti-inflammatories are used, they do not eliminate the poison. Rather, they prevent infection and treat the symptoms, respectively. Without treatment, the inflammatory response may cause necrosis or cardiac tissue damage.

So, you probably were bitten by a fairly weak species to start and your mom just made sure it didn't become infected.

Banned for, all I know is that it was rather big, and (from what my mother told me) it was a full grown centipede.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned because I've always thought centipedes were kind of cute.

Banned for eeeeewwwwww

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"