banned for assuming i was born this way

banned for assuming i was born this way

Banned for assuming that I thought you were born at all.  Twice!  AGAIN!!

Banned for accusing Ryat of the gremlins' doings.

Banned for assumptions, supposition, guesswork and slight inklings in a world were positivity and the facts reign supreme.... and when you assume u make an ass out of u but not me.

Banned for banning with aphorisms, more aphorisms, amd yet more aphorisms.

Banned for words ending in isms. What'd they ever do to you. 

Banned for reminding me of what they did to me.  😖

Banned for that was insignificant compared to what you did to them.

banned for blaming me for all your issues

Banned for not blanking in the Blankety Blanks game to broaden your horizons.

banned for firing blanks at your age

Banned for the blank look when being told that firing blanks saves surgery.

Banned for blanking the blank out of this here thread.

banned for threading the needle with the rolling stones

Banned for gathering no moss while attempting to thread the eye of the needle with tow rope.

Banned for towing mossy rope around the house drawing the ire of lesser inhabitants.

Banned on the run.

banned for speeding about in long capes and short banana shorts

banned for speeding about in long capes and short banana shorts

Bruised banner.

Do not make me angry.

Banned for bruiing easily, and for thinking hemophilia will get you special treatment in a banning brawl.

Banned for invalidating medical conditions to suit your agenda to boycott Subway and grain-fed rabbits for molluscs and crustaceans

Banned for crunching clams and lobsters and oysters and cephalopods with extreme gusto.

Banned for mistaking lobster for an aphrodisiac and throwing the oysters at a bunch of bankers pissing up at a walkway bar as you trundled merrily past.