Banned for legs up lady bug.. last time I saw a lady.... um, female with her legs in the air, she tried to charge me 50 bucks.

I said: "Come off it lady, I'd only want ta borrow it for a little while, not make a down payment."

Banned for guttural utterances.

banned for he's as cheap as the secret service. If Clinton were in office, no one would have heard about that. He woulda been there alongside the agent saying, "Aw, just pay the lady, she did the Cambodian Umbrella Twirl just like you asked."

Banned for I believe he is unbelievably anal.  

Banned for contradictions.  If he's unbelievable, how can you believe that's what he is?

Banned for he's not unbelievable, his anality is. As in retentive. 

banned for the stains on that dress show he doesn't retain much.

Banned for bringing up anal when it should be below the waist.

banned for things normally below the waist aren't always when you're having fun.

Banned for then what?

Banned for then you have to towel off.

Banned for that could work. 

banned for working it

banned for you work it before toweling off.

keep in mind some might drip onto the feet.

Banned for wow, that's to much fun for me. Bye.

Banned for abandoning the ban game in the middle of a volley.

banned for who do I serve it to if she leaves?

Banned because I like my steak well done. As in atomic element number six.

Banned for hello. I'll never leave with talk like that.         But, I thought I would be serving you.... 

I like your idea better, you big scary dragon.  

banned for assuming he is big

Banned for not realising how psychic I am.  

banned for being an ADVENT HERETIC!

banned for we don't need the smell of barbecued witches in the air today.

You know, two people can service simultaneously.

Banned for simultaneous stained dresses.... but ooooh, threesomes are grand, aren't they!

banned for a grand