Banned for common scents.

-Twi

banned for scenting up the place

Banned for is that after shave you're wearing or did the toilet back up again?

And speaking of scent, you know that a lot of women put a little scent behind their ears to attract men, don't ya?

So what does the material girl put behind her ears to attract men?

Her ankles.

What material is she made of?   Banned for liquor jokes.  

Banned for licker jokes.

Banned for being a perverted floating brain. I wonder if we could just cut that part off.....

Someone's banned because all of the digicons seem to be glitching......

Banned because I'm glad it's not just me.  

Banned for saying banned too many times in a ban.  (banned)   

Edit: Forgot to quote what i was banning

banned for impersonating the ban police.

Banning myself for not being able to fix my background 

Banned because I'm in a sour mood, between having my team in Ultimate Football fail epically and ignore me most of the time, learning about the new physics in the next World of Tanks update that will likely ruin light tanks, not being able to get to play World of Tanks with my best friend (which I hardly ever get to do anymore) because of mowing, and having to eat sausage(which I dislike the taste of).

Banned for waffling

banned for bringing in the Belgians

banned for not bringing syrup.

banned for not checking as to the quality of syrup I desire

Banned for desire.

-Twi

Crimson Banned for not knowing what you are doing to your posts.

banned by the power of a thousand suns

Banned by the power of one son.

Self-banned for deciding to stay away from the forums for a while.

Banned in agreement.

-Twi

Banned for agreeing with somebody who has no idea what he's saying due to having a mouthful of sausage.

banned because I missed something there

Banned because I didn't.

-Twi

Banned for having a sausage fascination of your own.... now while bratwurst is fine, I suggest you leave yer wiener alone.