Peterdumptruck quotes

Tonight:

Master-Plan walks into my lobby,

Peter goes to say, " oooooOOOOOOOOOO I like his name"

"I like the dash in the middle its like Master shhhhht Plan"

This thread is Epic! (and i hate using that word)

hrmmm so many quotes but none postable due to language or content.... i'll get him ranting tonight. 

I guess the most classic ones would be

........"this is ridiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiculous"........

........."i can-not belieeeeeeeeeve this"...........

This is insaaaaaaane

Definetly This is REDIIIICCCCCCULOUS

"i didnt know cars could bleed"

LOL the transformers rant.

Some more classics:

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DEMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

In a slightly gay questioning voice, "Whaaaat?????????"

i believe the only ones there for that transformers rant were you and me zex

wait cow, what was that one...

"You can't get Peter quotes when I'm playing with two PUGS who don't know what to do"?

that quote is slightly wrong he said "who dont know what the fuck there doing "

something like that

"i suck IIIIII SUUUUUCK"

"My arm pits smell sooo good right now"

yup he just said it right now, in a very lustful, he wants to lick them way.

YOU CANT BE A CANT SOCCER!

lolz

MY PINKIE IS ON CONTROL AND I'M STILL ABLE TO CONTROL MY DEMIGOD... WHAT THE HELL?!

If you have heard peters various Oculus impressions they all hold a special place in my heart of peter moments.

This conversation was recorded between peter and synnworld over 2 months ago!

Peter: Beautiful, isn't it?  

 Synnworld: Beautiful. Unethical. DANGEROUS. You've turned every cellphone in Gotham into a microphone.
Peter: And a high-frequency generator-receiver.
Synnworld: You took my sonar concept and applied it to every phone in the city. With half the city feeding you sonar, you can image all of Gotham. This is wrong.
Peter: I've gotta find this man, synnworld.
Synnworld: At what cost?
Peter: The database is null-key encrypted. It can only be accessed by one person.
Synnworld: This is too much power for one person.
Peter: That's why I gave it to you. Only you can use it.
Synnworld: Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description as a queen of thorns worshiper.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHA

true story!

"blame the russians"

Tonight:

Thats the best part of getting a new game; while the game is installing you go to the bathroom, take a shit, and read the manual. Sometimes I get a happy meal to have the Ultimate bathroom experience.

Another:

Brittney Murphy??? She died!!!! why does anyone care about her? Old news.....

Well I took peter's advice. I bought starcraft 2, opened the box, got a mountain dew, sat on the shitter and began to read the manual. The sad part was the manual only contained the background story and no unit or building discriptions, what a shame.

Now comes the time when you send your good ole friend nom one of those trial keys so I can play it for free , it's the final step of the ritual, Peter just forgot to tell you   .

I find it odd that after your gameplay hours are over you can keep playing the campaign lol. You just play as a guest and it lets you continue (no achievements oh noes!)