Now now, let's play nicely here.  You really don't mean that, do you!  I can tell because you said this ....

Truth is, I make Adonis look like Po`on a bad hair day, which going by his avatar is quite often.

Yup, it'd have to suck saveloys to be Smedley... I mean, he wouldn't retain anything if it weren't for the vacuum in his head...

And he has the gall to say we all suck.

Apparently, Tiger Woods was in Japan and about to putt his par 4 shot into the hole when his ball suddenly disappeared.  You know that breath you draw just prior to sneezing?  Well, it was in that moment that Smedley sucked Woodsy's ball right clean off the green and right up his nose as it rebounded off his top lip.  Woods', it appears, has refused the return of the ball.. and rightly so, too.

No i don't!!!!  

Heap love on me and I'll send it back in spades.... heap photoshops on me and I just go apeshit with the same affection and reply accordingly.

Okay, so I haven't mastered the art the art of 'shopping' yet.... but given my devious nature, you're probably hoping I never do.

If you say so... just forgot about setting sail wiv yer, mate.

Looks like you're shopping in the wrong neighborhoods, starkers.

I got Po'vatar! SnooPo'.

TY, bud.

But you still suck.

Pretty soon you're gonna hope your skates are nice n' blunt..... cos you're skating on thin ice, buddy.

Don't worry, sunshine, yours is coming.... yours s coming, I say. 

Yea, Right-