Wait, did you just confess to trying to desynch a game?

You're not doing it right, it you want to desynch, the 1st step is not to admit to it.

 Try replacing that comment with these practice phrases instead (hint: you are supposed to use them after you desynch a game and are accused of a desynch, not before)

"My connection is normally good, but sometimes it disconnects, sorry it happened to you"

"Look at my stats, does it look like I regularly disconnect?"

When you become a more advanced desyncher, you'll want to open up a smurf account to offer the appearance of your reputation being backed up by other members of the community.

"No way, I've played with OMG-IN1 since beta, I have never known him to desynch on purpose"