FREE TO GOOD HOME !!!!!!!

FREE TO GOOD HOME - Runny nose, Stuffy head, Headache, Cough, Sore Throat.  Comes with a grumpy attitude and a smart mouth. Available for pick up right away!!
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I'm sorry, That is just funny!!!!

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It is a virus, can you just email it to me. |-O

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 1
I'm sorry, That is just funny!!!!

 yeah I started sneezing and couldn't stop now I am all stuffed up  I should be in bed being as it is 4.55am monday morning lol. who am i kidding I wouldn't  be able to sleep with all the sneezing anyway :grin:

Quoting doortech1, reply 2
It is a virus, can you just email it to me.

not too sure of the name X|   :O :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :X

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I've heard that cabbage vapors, after having passed through the intestinal tract can cause SEVERE bouts of sneezing, wheezing, coughing, choking and general feelings of distress.

Better put the Mr. Starkers outside to air out and you should feel better soon.  :D

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Quoting Phoon, reply 4
I've heard that cabbage vapors, after having passed through the intestinal tract can cause SEVERE bouts of sneezing, wheezing, coughing, choking and general feelings of distress.

 

ahhhh, I haven't heard of that one :thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl:

Quoting Phoon, reply 4
Better put the Mr. Starkers outside to air out and you should feel better soon.

hehehehe yeah, oh darn it he has already gone to bed  maybe that is where I should go :waaaa:

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Oh no, if I adopt your virus, I get to name it.Actually, my anti virus will probably name it> :banhammer: get well.

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While those things can be loads of fun in the wintertime, it's summer here so I'm afraid I'll have to pass. :sun:

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Comes with a grumpy attitude and a smart mouth.

Does the Capt'n know you're trying to give him away? :grin:

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Good one, CG!!  ROFLMAO!!

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It lasts about 4 weeks....did for me....;p

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Well I'm not f**ken giving it a home... got enough aches and pains without the f**ken flu.

Tell ya what, missus, take it up to Gatton.  I got an ex-missus up there who'd....

Orright, so it wouldn't be such a good home, but she could use another pet to look after. :-"

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Quoting Wizard1956, reply 7
While those things can be loads of fun in the wintertime, it's summer here so I'm afraid I'll have to pass.

its the first one in a while for me.

Quoting CarGuy1, reply 8
Does the Capt'n know you're trying to give him away?

if he didn't he sure does now :grin:

Quoting Jafo, reply 10
It lasts about 4 weeks....did for me..

 thanks  for the thumbs up Jafo, I just don't want this for that long  lol :omg:

Is the Doctor in tha house :-" ;)

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Quoting Jafo, reply 10
It lasts about 4 weeks....did for me....

 

:-| jeez..... I'm only 7 days in... and no sign of letting up.... thanks for the good news..... not....   

 

Quoting mrs_starkers, reply 3
I wouldn't be able to sleep with all the sneezing anyway

 

mine is more racking cough than sneezing actually.... several days of the sand paper and barbed wire throat.... followed by the can hardly swallow glandy type throat....

and the massive cough that has now rendered all body muscles to jelly.... sore jelly....     

this one ain't no fun....   

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Quoting sydneysiders, reply 13
the massive cough that has now rendered all body muscles to jelly

It is even more enjoyable when that "massive cough" triggers the ol' unexpected bout of explosive diarrhea in the middle of a cough.

Gives an entire new meaning to the "jelly" analogy!  :S

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Eeeeewwww!

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Quoting Phoon, reply 14
It is even more enjoyable when that "massive cough" triggers the ol' unexpected bout of explosive diarrhea in the middle of a cough.

Hehe, reminds me of the pharmacist's assistant who sold a pack of laxatives to a customer for a severe bout of sneezing, telling him to take 2 right away, another 2 when he got home and the rest every 4 hours

The pharmacist pipes up after the sale and questions the assistant's thinking, given laxatives are not known to cure an attack of the sneezes.

"After taking that lot he won't be game to f**ken sneeze!" :-"

 

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Quoting mrs_starkers, reply 12
Is the Doctor in tha house

Sorry... Just got me Interwez back... storm did all sorts of damage here.

Rest, OJ and real Jewish chicken soup. And getting rid of that plague vector that mooches about the house spreading nasties... key to recovery. ;)

Sorry you caught it, bonzette. Here's to getting well, soonest! :)

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 17
Sorry... Just got me Interwez back... storm did all sorts of damage here.

Rest, OJ and real Jewish chicken soup. And getting rid of that plague vector that mooches about the house spreading nasties... key to recovery.

Sorry you caught it, bonzette. Here's to getting well, soonest!

Thanks Doc I am on the mend but still coughing like anything and sneezing well that is driving me mad lol, its  mostly gone to my chest