All Right Chuck, Top This!!!!

Van Damme

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hah - 1st time I've seen that one.  Good stuff!

Reply #2 Top

OH please. Chuck Norris would use Universes to do that.

Reply #3 Top

haha... he hasn't yet... time will tell tho

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Reply #6 Top

Both are good but i like the second clip that Heavenfall put up best... now that was really different coming from van Damme.  I just can't make up my mind if he was hallucinating from lack of food or sleep, etc.... or whether he'd been self-medicating and just overdid it slightly.

Either way, it was worth the giggle.

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the 2nd one cracked me up.  So much good random jcvd stuff out there. 

Reply #8 Top

:moo: Who the Fk is Jean Claude van Damme ? :waaaa:

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Quoting neone6, reply 8
Who the Fk is Jean Claude van Damme ?

He's the bloke who could be standing less than a foot away and still kick you on the end of your nose.

He's the bloke who could have your hand placed between his open hands and slap it 10 times before you could pull it out.

He's the bloke who could balance atop a flag pole on one leg and bring down a low flying helicopter with just one kick from the other.

He's the bloke whose lightning fast chops can cut a fart in half before you know you've done it.

That's who the fech Jean Claude van Damme is.  :grin: :w00t: :-"

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Quoting starkers, reply 6

Both are good but i like the second clip that Heavenfall put up best... now that was really different coming from van Damme.  I just can't make up my mind if he was hallucinating from lack of food or sleep, etc.... or whether he'd been self-medicating and just overdid it slightly.

Either way, it was worth the giggle.

He's not actually in the video. It's a competition where they uploaded a bunch of green-screen footage with JCVD in them, then they told people to go wild. I think Rocketjump (the guys behind this video) were helping out with the contest, or something (not participating).

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Quoting Heavenfall, reply 10


Quoting starkers, reply 6
Both are good but i like the second clip that Heavenfall put up best... now that was really different coming from van Damme.  I just can't make up my mind if he was hallucinating from lack of food or sleep, etc.... or whether he'd been self-medicating and just overdid it slightly.

Either way, it was worth the giggle.

He's not actually in the video. It's a competition where they uploaded a bunch of green-screen footage with JCVD in them, then they told people to go wild. I think Rocketjump (the guys behind this video) were helping out with the contest, or something (not participating).

I don't care if he wasn't in it... was still worth the giggle. :w00t: And thanks for sharing it. :thumbsup: