Reply #326 March 7, 2003 8:23 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Give a man a fish and he'll hunger again. Teach him to use a fishing pole and he'll empty your pond.

Reply #327 March 8, 2003 12:12 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Teach him to use a fork, and He'll think that he is in a restaurant and he'll order you around...

Waiter!!!

Reply #328 March 10, 2003 5:35 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Robert Frost's famous poem "The Road Not Taken" says it all:
I shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood and I- I took the one less travelled by and that has made all the difference

Reply #329 March 10, 2003 5:36 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ted Turner was asked the secret of his extraordinary success.
He replied: "Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise."

Reply #330 March 10, 2003 5:39 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

As the Chinese philosophers have said, "a little bit of fragrance
always clings to the hand that gives you roses."

Reply #331 March 10, 2003 9:05 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Do they say the same about the hand that doles out crap?

Reply #332 March 10, 2003 9:31 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Sometimes you just have to through your hands up and say "Whatever!" because it doesnt really matter.

Eye Sey Dat

Reply #333 March 10, 2003 9:32 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Live well. Never tell.

Reply #334 March 11, 2003 12:11 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself. Before you can move their tears, your own must flow. To convince them, you must yourself believe."
-- Winston Churchill

Reply #335 March 11, 2003 3:14 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Never confuse movement with action."

- Ernest Hemingway

Reply #336 March 11, 2003 4:33 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Yes, Madam, I am drunk. But tomorrow morning I'll be sober - you however will still be ugly."
- Winston Churchill

Reply #337 March 11, 2003 4:36 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Helping others without asking for money in return is one thing. Helping others make money without asking for money in return is something completely different.

- Wizop MikeB314

I like this one!

Reply #338 March 11, 2003 7:20 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Don't confuse my inaction with lazyness - I'm just resting between activities.

-FL 2003...

Reply #339 March 11, 2003 7:26 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see
themselves.

-- Abraham Lincoln

Reply #340 March 12, 2003 10:51 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.

-- Victor Hugo

Reply #341 March 12, 2003 6:10 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Death is God's way of telling you to slow down...

Reply #342 March 12, 2003 6:53 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Please, can I have a name and a post?"

the starving actor in the red shirt on the landing party
from the Enterprise

Reply #343 March 12, 2003 7:05 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"As the dog returneth to his own vomit, so doth the fool return to his folly".
King Solomon

Reply #344 March 12, 2003 9:37 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Mommy mommy! quick I need a spoon, daddy threw up and Bobby got all the chunks!

Richard Snyder "5 th grade at the bus circle"

words of wisdom gleaned " Always keep a straw handy"

Reply #345 March 12, 2003 11:06 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

i'll never look at a straw quite the same way again

Reply #346 March 13, 2003 12:20 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Reply #347 March 13, 2003 12:52 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Keep producing your hard work for free to give away to people who line their pockets with cash from your hard efforts and what does that make you?

a: an Idiot
b: a Fool
c: a Moron
d: all of the above

Reply #348 March 13, 2003 2:20 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

makes you: d,
makes him 'exiled'

Reply #349 March 13, 2003 2:37 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

#347 by 1J2J3M - 3/13/2003 12:52:31 AM
Keep producing your hard work for free to give away to people who line their pockets with cash from your hard efforts and what does that make you?

a: an Idiot
b: a Fool
c: a Moron
d: all of the above

No, but such a statement does in fact prove the one making it is a complete dick.

Reply #350 March 13, 2003 6:37 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Words to live by.....

Look like a prat, feel like a prat, act like a prat, and people will consider you a prat.