Dave Bax went to check in on Uvah and found him snorkelling in the bathtub with his cat and some de-fleaing shampoo.

Uvah's banjo was destroyed by the blank who smashed it into splinters, so performing at his weekend concert booking, he had to play the blank.

Uvah's banjo was destroyed by the grinch who smashed it into splinters, so performing at his weekend concert booking, he had to play the spoons.

When Sydneysiders got a brand new blank she looked at her BFF with mischief in her blank.

When sydneysiders got a brand new battery operated pleasure device she looked at her BFF with mischief in her eyes.

When redneckdude learned that Bessie wanted have a night on the tiles in town, he dressed her in a sleek looking blank and hired a blank to save her walking too far in her high heels.

C'mon people let's keep this game going.  We could also do with some new players with fresh ideas.

Look, I'll do the last one here, but still feel free to do your own take on it as well.....

When redneckdude learned that Bessie wanted have a night on the tiles in town, he dressed her in a sleek looking black dress and hired a stretch limo to save her walking too far in her high heels.

Okay, let's spice it up a bit......

When BigDogBigFeet went to the massage parlour for a 'touch-up', and saw the hole in the table for his face while face down, he asked the masseuse if she had another table with a hole for his blank....  just in case he got a blank.

When BigDogBigFeet went to the massage parlour for a 'touch-up', and saw the hole in the table for his face while face down, he asked the masseuse if she had another table with a hole for his brand new iPhoneX....  just in case he got a recall for a hot battery, after it blows up.

Starkers walked into his man cave and noticed his latest build had gone blank just when he was about to blank. 

Another take on it....

When BigDogBigFeet went to the massage parlour for a 'touch-up', and saw the hole in the table for his face while face down, he asked the masseuse if she had another table with a hole for his feet, just in case he got a cramp.

starkers walked into his man cave and noticed his latest build had gone offline just when he was about to watch some porn.

Uvah invited some folk over last night to play blank, but when nobody turned up he decided to play with blank.

Uvah invited some folk over last night to play Jenga but when nobody turned up he decided to play with the dog

starkers was so bored that he blanked with a blank on the dark side of a blank.

starkers was so bored that he fiddled with a violin on the dark side of a concert hall.

Ryat was devastated when he lost his blank down a drain that he got out his fishing gear to retrieve it, but sadly, he came up with a blank instead.

Ryat was devastated when he lost his lizard down a drain that he got out his fishing gear to retrieve it, but sadly, he came up with a diamond ring instead.

Uvah came home to see his blank with his blank and blanked them all.

Uvah came home to see his cat with his rubber ducky and hosed them all.

BTW, there's supposed to be only two blanks per sentence.  

Ryat, Uvah and Dave Bax have a major aim in life, and that's to blank as many blanks as they can before they're over the hill and past it.

Ryat, Uvah and Dave Bax have a major aim in life, and that's to steal as many cheeseburgers as they can before they're over the hill and past it.

Starkers asked Ryat over for a blank then realized Dave Bax blanked on them. 

starkers asked Ryat over for a game of cards then realized Dave Bax had piddled on them.

Go4celerity was so busy banning people he didn't notice that he'd blanked himself, so needed to go home and blank before anyone noticed.

C'mon people, don't leave it all up to me to generate the laughs and keep this thread alive.

Go4celerity was so busy banning people he didn't notice that he'd wet himself, so needed to go home and change before anyone noticed.

Fuzzy Logic was at his girlfriend's place with his blanks around his ankles when her husband came home, and he sure did look funny trying to run down the blank with an angry hubby in hot pursuit.

Fuzzy Logic was at his girlfriend's place with his toys around his ankles when her husband came home, and he sure did look funny trying trying to run down the elephant's back with an angry hubby in hot pursuit

The world created Ryat to be blank but Ryat told the world to go blank itself and became a blank

The world created Ryat to be flower girl but Ryat told the world to go to your room by itself and became a monk.

Me and my tribe of maniacal felines were watching it snow when blank happened and we had to blank.

Me and my tribe of maniacal felines were watching it snow when raining dogs happened and we had to run for cover..

sydneysiders was on Sydney's famous coat hanger [the bridge] when Paul Hogan [Crocodile Dundee] came up to her and said have a blank, to which she said: "Sod off, I gave up blanking years ago."

starkers ran through the streets with a smug look on his face and a glass full of hens teeth.

BigDogBigFeet didn't know whether to call an ambulance or blank when the young lady fainted at the size of his enormous blank.

BigDogBigFeet didn't know whether to call an ambulance or fart when the young lady fainted at the size of his enormous toes.

You forgot to do a follow on.  No worries, I'll fill in for you this time.

sydneysiders blushed terribly when Ryat blanked before opening his trenchcoat to show her his blank

sydneysiders blushed terribly when Ryat jumped and down excitedly before opening his trenchcoat to show her his new invention, an electronic version of his over the shoulder boulder holder.

Ryat and Starkers stole into a dark alley to finalize their blanks for the coming global blank.

Ryat and Starkers stole into a dark alley to finalize their dirty money dealings for the coming global financial crisis.

Dave Bax lost patience with Uvah when he asked him to hold his blank while he took a blank.

Dave Bax lost patience with Uvah when he asked him to hold his pinata while he took a swing

Uvah danced to the tune of blank thinking it meant blank

Uvah danced to the tune of a funeral dirge thinking it meant shake yer booty

Ryay and Uvah were very sneaky when they blanked off to do some secret mens business and blank each other.

Ryat and Uvah were very sneaky when they snuck off to do some secret mens business and congratulate each other for a job well done.

Starkers and Sydneysiders arrived ahead of schedule at the blank gala and offered this blank as an excuse.