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The Prancing Pony
The welcome sight of a tavern greeted the weary traveler as he moved within distance of the town. Having traveled for many days, he longed for a cool mug of ale to slake his road-thirst.
As he approached the inn, he could see a sign of a fat pony rearing up on its hindlegs. The letters, THE PRANCING PONY, was painted in white.
The common room was large and rowdy. A bald and overweight innkeeper stood bent over the counter, whispering the latest gossip into the ears of a patron. On the benches were various folks, the local drunks for most part, but in corners of the taverns, he noticed there were groups drinking by themselves.
Setting himself down, the traveler handed a couple of coppers over to one of the bar wrenches for ale.
“Welcome to the Pony.” The traveler was mildly surprised to find a sprightly old man next to him, holding his gaze with keen eyes that belittled his obvious antiquity.
“Thank you, and whom do I have the pleasure of addressing?”
“Folks around here call me Ray and I do enjoy meeting up with newcomers to see if there is any assistance I could render.”
“That would be great, Ray. I would love to learn about the people who reside in these parts.”
“Ah, that’s a frequently asked question and one I’m well qualified to answer. There are a couple of factions here in Meta that you will want to watch out for.
The Pirates are currently dominant. Not the most refined of speakers but they are a jovial bunch, with a particular weakness for good drinks.
The Diplomats hold power in the Courts. Their courtiers are many but they don’t really mix with us common folks.
The Farmers are our working class. Hardworking and honest, they are however on occasion given over to overly elaborate festivals and celebrations.
The Galahs are a group of seafarers. They are also good trainers of livestock.
The Warlords are our warrior class. Their love for long campaigns leaves them frequently out of town.
The Spiders monopolise our merchant guilds. They are by far the most invertebrate bunch of traders you will ever see.
Far to the north, the Undead holds a death grip over the wastelands. I would caution you against traveling down that road.
There are many other smaller factions around, but I leave the details of those to Barley our bartender.
One of our tavern regulars, Gerakken the Spymaster, is also in the know with regards to many of the factions. So do buy him a drink if you want to find out more.”
“Thanks for the insights, Ray. But how about yourself, which faction do you belong to?”
Smiling to himself, the old man stood.
“Come round the Fellowship Halls tomorrow morning and I’ll show you around.”
The welcome sight of a tavern greeted the weary traveler as he moved within distance of the town. Having traveled for many days, he longed for a cool mug of ale to slake his road-thirst.
As he approached the inn, he could see a sign of a fat pony rearing up on its hindlegs. The letters, THE PRANCING PONY, was painted in white.
The common room was large and rowdy. A bald and overweight innkeeper stood bent over the counter, whispering the latest gossip into the ears of a patron. On the benches were various folks, the local drunks for most part, but in corners of the taverns, he noticed there were groups drinking by themselves.
Setting himself down, the traveler handed a couple of coppers over to one of the bar wrenches for ale.
“Welcome to the Pony.” The traveler was mildly surprised to find a sprightly old man next to him, holding his gaze with keen eyes that belittled his obvious antiquity.
“Thank you, and whom do I have the pleasure of addressing?”
“Folks around here call me Ray and I do enjoy meeting up with newcomers to see if there is any assistance I could render.”
“That would be great, Ray. I would love to learn about the people who reside in these parts.”
“Ah, that’s a frequently asked question and one I’m well qualified to answer. There are a couple of factions here in Meta that you will want to watch out for.
The Pirates are currently dominant. Not the most refined of speakers but they are a jovial bunch, with a particular weakness for good drinks.
The Diplomats hold power in the Courts. Their courtiers are many but they don’t really mix with us common folks.
The Farmers are our working class. Hardworking and honest, they are however on occasion given over to overly elaborate festivals and celebrations.
The Galahs are a group of seafarers. They are also good trainers of livestock.
The Warlords are our warrior class. Their love for long campaigns leaves them frequently out of town.
The Spiders monopolise our merchant guilds. They are by far the most invertebrate bunch of traders you will ever see.
Far to the north, the Undead holds a death grip over the wastelands. I would caution you against traveling down that road.
There are many other smaller factions around, but I leave the details of those to Barley our bartender.
One of our tavern regulars, Gerakken the Spymaster, is also in the know with regards to many of the factions. So do buy him a drink if you want to find out more.”
“Thanks for the insights, Ray. But how about yourself, which faction do you belong to?”
Smiling to himself, the old man stood.
“Come round the Fellowship Halls tomorrow morning and I’ll show you around.”
My apologies to all the participants.
. . . Not what you might expect? 
[grumble grumble] ...ain’t got torpedoes in the tubes.
. . . it all in good fun . . hehe.