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ANZAC's News From The A.S.S.

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ANZAC's News From The A.S.S.

from Stardock Forums
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Intercepted live broard cast from a hidden survailence camera aboard "The A.S.S" installed by some other groups Spy who worked on her at her last manditory Multiverse inspection.
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ANZAC closed Debriefing:

A lot has happened in the last 2 days
With the active recruiting, espionage, sabotage, and Rescue branches

at least 3 (that i know of at this point in time) of our X-Compatriots who decided to try it alone in their budding empire FF, have been persuaded to join GROSS. Our Emporer has just returned from being M.I.A and looks the worse for ware.. However He is alright. {BlueSteel nods towards Worty} GROSS also attempted to gain the services of another of our Collegues "Slitherin" however they were able to return to us {BlueSteel notions towards Slitherin} glad to have you both back..

Our Anti GROSS Propaganda seems to have had a limited effect so far..

Our Ranking in the MetaVerse has jumped back up to 7th thanks to the Return of our mates and myself..
This isn't enough to play a major role in the Multiverse Federated Empire Council.. so we need more Influence out there in the Metaverse

Spread the word to recruit Overlords.. All we need are Overlords who are capable of posting a score at least once a month and then we'll be right back up there with the elite.

Our HQ is now this ship we are now sinning in . "The ANZAC Space Ship", "The A.S.S." {bluesteel looks around to see if there are any smirks from the ranks... of which he is please to see that there are none} . "The ASS (Donkey,Mule,JackASS} was fundimental at Galipolli in the rescue of injured our mates in arms from the front line.. so she is aptly named..

Remember the ANZACS.. "Lest we forget" , let them be an insperation to us all in our Galactic Adventures
We currently have spies in.......

{A siren sounds and you see a lot of ppl running around..} and then the camera jostles around and then you hear "Sir.. we've found something.." you see my hand groap for the camera.. and then you get nothing but static....



~SDC~
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Reply #26 from Stardock Forums Top
Thanks a bunch guys... Guess what... went ther and could I think of something witty and purposeful as a new nick.. nope, have to keep scratching my head...

Suggestions gratefully received..

Cotal.. not sure if there is a Wellington in the UK, but I'm originally from Grays in Essex about 20kms east of London, not quite a Cockney thankfully...

Moved out here 6 years ago and love it...

:)
Reply #27 from Stardock Forums Top
What part of Suffolk Slitherin, I worked in Occuld near Eye for a while..

Spent a few nights getting drunk in Diss, well I think thats where I spent them, cos that's where I woke up..

All I remember about Suffolk was the sugar beet trucks and what a nuisance they were to pass on the country roads.
Siege of Centauri
Reply #28 from Stardock Forums Top
The more unpleasant you make life for them the better.
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Request noted Boss...happy to oblige....heheheh....
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OOOps Guess they didn't think it was so unpleasent. You know guys, now that hoopsnake is with us, I don't even recall what former snake we had... Do you? LOL Oh what's her name Did it start with A T or something? Tetherin or something like that? ;)
Reply #29 from Stardock Forums Top
Hey, how did BlueSteel replace Warty as the Emperor of ANZACs?

Didn't think that was possible without divine intervention.
Reply #30 from Stardock Forums Top
General elections have been held

A new era of political instability for the ANZACs?

congratz BlueSteel
Reply #31 from Stardock Forums Top
Nope, I think BlueSteel seized power in a bloodless military coup. That's more his style.

bakka's back on the board. Are you going to entertain us with more Journeys today, bakka?
Reply #32 from Stardock Forums Top
At work at the moment..
another 8 hours or so..
Reply #33 from Stardock Forums Top
You DO have wincustomise, in a limited way, Adrian - if you head over there you'll be able to log in with your name/pword - go to edit account and change your nick there. Ray is the expert though - he taught me everything I know about my compu-thingy.

Don't worry about losing your score - just transfer it to us....
Reply #34 from Stardock Forums Top
Can you really call it a military coup if it's bloodless? I mean, come on, it's the military! They LIKE using guns and stuff like that!
Reply #35 from Stardock Forums Top
There are lots of bloodless military coups, mk31bolo. Sudan - 1985, Thailand - 1997, Pakistan - 1999 and now ANZACs - 2003.

You don't need to kill to make people very afraid.
Reply #39 from Stardock Forums Top
Wow Adrian, the Redeemed Wayfarer is a mouthful (same number of syllables as Ray the Wanderer and similar sounding too!).

Do you want us to call you the Redeemed or the Wayfarer?
Reply #41 from Stardock Forums Top
Can you really call it a military coup if it's bloodless
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Heh. There is more than one coup going on right now. The excitement isn't over yet. But it is good that the ANZACs now have a definite sense of direction and leadership.
Reply #43 from Stardock Forums Top
Amazing, seems like TheQuack is back posting games.

I don't know what you did, BlueSteel, but somehow the ANZACs are returning.

TheQuack, return to the forum. We miss your stories.
Reply #45 from Stardock Forums Top
lol... I just sounded the call to arms.... and ANZACS are comming out of the woodwork.... you'll never know just how many there really are... As soon as you think there can't be any more we'll keep comming... its an Old ANZAC tradition... keep em comming mates.... lets show them how this game is supposed to be played

BTW: thanks all for the congrats on my promotion.. I hope I won't let my fellow ANZACS down..

There is going to be a Dedicated ANZAC web page and msg forum.. where we ANZACS can help each other out and discuss tactics and battle plans.. Sorry.. the rest of the metaverse won't be able to access out secure channel of communication.. This is being brought to bare because of some underhanded empires out there (nort mentioning any names but out inteligence experts are examining the transmitting devices to help us narrow it down to the empires concerned) tapped into one of out main meetings onboard The "A.S.S"...

Our spies will be able to report through the official ANZAC forum..

Please be patient for the web page... as i'm also trying to run our empire. Unfortunatly Warty does not think he is up to running it anymore since his absence.. { heaven knows what those ppl put him through ..) he has gracously given me the title of emporer... there was no military coo.. thats not how the ANZAC's operate.

Thanks to some old players comming back and to new recruits we have jumped from 10th place back up to 6th place in less than a week.. what a great push mates... good work.. keep it up... I did notice that we have some Overlords that have yet to post any results of their battles.. If your having problems don't hesitate to ask for help.. Thans what we are all about.

To reward Active players (no matter what their score) the promotions to the Senete will now be based of your performance.. If you can play more than 3 games / month you will be senetor from when you've posted your 3rd game within 30 days. We at the ANZAC's prefer to reward consistancy than flash in the pan scorers..

So no matter what your level of play is.. you too can be oin the sennete..

enough for now.. guess i'd better start on the web page.. anything that you wish to submit for the webpage can be emailed to me at [email protected]

Thanks again mates... see you all around the metaverse

ANZAC lingo:

mate = friend,cobber,bro,sis, fellow ANZAC

Reply #46 from Stardock Forums Top
Congrats on getting ANZAC back up to speed! Look forward to the coming battles (fun discussions!)

:)
Reply #47 from Stardock Forums Top
Yeah, congrats BlueSteel.

there was no military coo.. thats not how the ANZAC's operate.
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Hehe... what happened to the "we will kill all deserters, we will kill everyone" BlueSteel?
Reply #48 from Stardock Forums Top
Nothing.... we WILL kill Deserters.... if they really desert... when we conqure the metaverse.. only the ANZACS will be left... mmmuuuaaaahhhhhhh.. so I'm not lying am I... LOL

Reply #50 from Stardock Forums Top
Blue steel sat back on his emporer's throne As servants unfurled his new family crest banner he had them hang behind his throne. He sat for a time as the little ones were paraded through to see. Oh my how I look so regal Blue Steel thought. But instead of honoring him, the people all laughed. That's odd thought blue steel. I am their emporer. Why should they laugh at me? Suddenly, every so often, one of the children would come up and kick him. Why I should kill these future deserters now, he thought. But nevertheless, he decided to keep looking regal. Then the adults came through, all day long. They laughed too. A film crew came in. This would be on the news thought Blue steel. At the end of the day, he finally stopped receiving visitors and summoned his staff over. They too, were giggling. What!!!, said bluesteel as he turned around. Suddenly his eyes glazed over in horrer. In place of the sewn tapestry his family had cherished for generations was sewn a huge blow up of Misty Hymen's body with bluesteel's head on it placed next to hers. It seems someone had been playing with adobe photoshop again. Only one phrase was written on the picture. Kick me hard please, for suzie. with an arrow pointing down to his former position on the throne.


And then Blue Steel saw the news story. Doh!!! His first day had not gone quite according to plan. Oh what humiliation thought Bluesteel.

To celebrate your ascendency to the throne. Love, Hugs and Kisses, G.R.O.S.S. said the writing on the back of the tapestry.

CURSE YOU PIRATES!!!!!! CURSE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL. Shouted Bluesteel at the top of his lungs. And his servants knew they'd be getting tripple chores this week.