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Evil Empire's infernal thread

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Evil Empire's infernal thread

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ok, i did it; the first evil-only empire is now open (to evil people only of course)!!!

the rules are simple, you must have an overall morality of ether "chaotic evil", or "very evil" -anyone with a good, neutral, or no morality (because they haven’t submitted any games yet), are not allowed to stay in this empire. every few days, i will go through the empire, deleting anyone who does not have an evil morality. if you are deleted, it does not mean that you are banned, it just means that i wont let you stay in my empire until your overall morality becomes evil again. members are still allowed to play and submit games with a "good" morality, however, just make sure that your "good" and "neutral" games don’t change your morality to anything other then "evil".

i will be looking for some empire admins once a few people join my empire. if you do become an empire admin, one of your duties will be to delete any "neutral", "good" and no morality members.

if you are evil, come join the metaverse’s first “evil-only” empire. who knows, you just might get lucky and become an empire admin ;)
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Reply #301 from Stardock Forums Top
of course, remember i got Draginol technology inside my body to extend my life. with this technology, we would be alive when this giant sphere eventually gets completed. there would be no point in building the ultimate terrorstar if we wouldnt be alive to enjoy it.
Reply #302 from Stardock Forums Top
good point. But how many of us would live to enjoy it? In my back story it tells how I left the Terran Federation to become a mercenary to later being recruited by you. So unless there was another signing bonus, like that shot I recieved, how would I live an extended life if I haven't made contact with Draginol?

Otherwise sounds good and I look forward for it to be fully operational.

-Dark
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Reply #303 from Stardock Forums Top
i got the technology inside of me. whats stopping us from reverse engineering the technology? once we find out how it works, we wont need any draginol to help us.
Reply #305 from Stardock Forums Top
bakka -

Thanks for the recognition... I edged my way into a promotion too. Woohoo! Progress upwards gets tough now. Competition in the top 100 is fierce! Upward movement gets to be a tougher and tougher struggle.

But for now... :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: LOL
Reply #306 from Stardock Forums Top
I think a ringworld would be better.

It would still have an incredible amount of room, and you could use the star as a big rocket to move the entire system around. LOL
Reply #307 from Stardock Forums Top
or disc world.. on the back of a tortous LOL
Reply #308 from Stardock Forums Top
What ppl don't realize is that your evil species is microscopic LOL your whole galaxy can fit on a pinhead.

;p
Reply #309 from Stardock Forums Top
Which means you can never find us and therefore will be unable to harm us! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Reply #310 from Stardock Forums Top
BlueSteel gets out the can of "Glen20" (an antibacterial germ killer that seeks out microscopic germs and kills them) and sprays all around..



LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply #312 from Stardock Forums Top
The Evil Empire.. now the microscopic vermin of the metaverse.. :)

Reply #313 from Stardock Forums Top
sure a dyson sphere is a little extraordinary, but then, this is science fiction. we will have 2 stages:
goal #1 -build a ringworld.
#2 -build onto ringworld till it becomes a dyson sphere.

if we have the technology to destroy entire starsystems, and to travel several lightyears a month, whos to say we cant build a something this big ;)
Reply #314 from Stardock Forums Top
aside from our extravegant life styles, this will explain our need for a huge number of slaves.

sure we could build our ringworld (and eventually a dyson sphere) by creating and programing self-replicating nano-bots, but then building with blood, sweat and tears adds character to the structure -however, it wont be our blood, sweat and tears, it will be our slaves LOL
Reply #315 from Stardock Forums Top
Damn Straight, I like the way you think, no wonder I joined!

LOL LOL LOL

-Dark
Reply #316 from Stardock Forums Top
Evil empire intelligence report 14/Sep to 15/Sep

Energizer Empires - Rise - New rank
 Manticoran Alliance  - 20 - 81
 We Come in the Niiighhhtt  - 19 - 55
 Army No. Va.  - 12 - 30
 Asgard Collective  - 8 - 87
 The Zwan  - 6 - 67
 Apolyton  - 1 - 8
 New Texas Republic  - 1 - 13
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Degenerate Empires - Slide - New rank
 Golden Anvil  - -3 - 72
 Free World INC.  - -2 - 40
 Vakadonia  - -2 - 68
 Agnostic Pope  - -2 - 69
 FiberMan  - -2 - 70
 StoneBurners  - -2 - 73
 Madman72  - -2 - 74
 La Cosa Nostra  - -2 - 88
 Ultra Liberalist  - -2 - 89
 Clan McLeod  - -2 - 90
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New Battles fought - Change - Total Battles
 European Alliance  - 5 - 588
 G.R.O.S.S.  - 4 - 853
 Fellowship of the Ring  - 4 - 723
 Mid-Western Confederation  - 3 - 693
 Canadian Star Federation  - 3 - 639
 Evil Empire  - 3 - 140
 Manticoran Alliance  - 3 - 3
 The Jedi Republic  - 2 - 203
 Apolyton  - 2 - 446
 New Texas Republic  - 2 - 160
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Score Bombers - Change - New Score
 European Alliance  - 24296.3 - 853684.0
 Fellowship of the Ring  - 20762.9 - 1608908.1
 G.R.O.S.S.  - 16361.7 - 1613504.1
 Apolyton  - 12485.2 - 364420.9
 Army No. Va.  - 11805.6 - 37491.2
 Evil Empire  - 9207.5 - 323112.9
 The Jedi Republic  - 8781.4 - 591832.4
 Canadian Star Federation  - 8627.3 - 864586.3
 Manticoran Alliance  - 6890.0 - 6890.0
 We Come in the Niiighhhtt  - 6676.8 - 14671.8
End of quote


Overlord recruiting - New - New total
 Canadian Star Federation  - 1 - 81
 European Alliance  - 1 - 91
 Manticoran Alliance  - 1 - 1
End of quote


Overlord Left - MIA - New total
End of quote


New Entries for top 100 Empires - New rank -
 Manticoran Alliance  - 81 -
End of quote


Missing from top 100 Empires - Old rank -
 The Scandinavian League  - 100 -
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Overlord Tracking 14 Sep to 15 Sep

Ranks 1-25
Wild Wombat has submitted 1 games.
Jaws the Wayfarer has gained 1 ranks.
ricbayer has fallen -1 ranks.
Berserk74 has gained 2 ranks.
Jon50 has fallen -1 ranks.
TJL1 has fallen -1 ranks.
Technician has gained 1 ranks.
HawaiiFive-O has fallen -1 ranks.
arobertson is new to the page.
stealthfrequency has fallen -1 ranks.
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Rank 25-50
TheoLeo is new to the page.
Base Delta Zero has gained 3 ranks.
CypherPax has fallen -1 ranks.
bakka has gained 5 ranks.
user-friendly has fallen -2 ranks.
plephart has fallen -2 ranks.
Lothmorg the Red is new to the page.
idleprocess has fallen -2 ranks.
Mayito7777 has gained 3 ranks.
Theoden of Rohan has gained 8 ranks.
The Adept has fallen -4 ranks.
Otakun has fallen -4 ranks.
Cheng MW has fallen -3 ranks.
Damon Bryson has fallen -3 ranks.
JordanVmp has fallen -2 ranks.
Gengsta has fallen -2 ranks.
Peter Routly has fallen -2 ranks.
Batfan has fallen -2 ranks.
IceMole has fallen -2 ranks.
GRIZWOLD-CDA has fallen -1 ranks.
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Rank 51-75
tgrz is new to the page.
Mikelangelo has fallen -1 ranks.
wirtzs has fallen -1 ranks.
Caric has fallen -1 ranks.
Ralph Crosswhite has gained 20 ranks.
KitWarrior has fallen -2 ranks.
Matthew Downie has fallen -2 ranks.
Arcilte has fallen -2 ranks.
BlueSteel has fallen -2 ranks.
Mad Prophet has fallen -2 ranks.
Qui-Gon Jinn has fallen -1 ranks.
Chantillary has fallen -1 ranks.
Bucman has gained 5 ranks.
Leo Chiang has fallen -2 ranks.
Funstr has fallen -2 ranks.
Northwest Smith has fallen -2 ranks.
MikeMac has fallen -2 ranks.
Black_Shade has fallen -2 ranks.
Code Monkey has fallen -2 ranks.
KLStafford has gained 1 ranks.
Raymond Thompson is new to the page.
Afishman has fallen -3 ranks.
Jeff Desilva has fallen -3 ranks.
SDSomeOne is new to the page.
PubReef has fallen -3 ranks.
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Ranks 76-100
TheFrolickingMan is new to the page.
LDiCesare is new to the page.
Landrew has fallen -2 ranks.
Dartie has fallen -2 ranks.
Doc_Holiday has fallen -2 ranks.
jon cassel has fallen -2 ranks.
Divide Overflow has fallen -2 ranks.
Arkdoz has fallen -2 ranks.
tinplated has fallen -2 ranks.
sixtoes has fallen -1 ranks.
Bill Robinson has fallen -2 ranks.
tom lemke has fallen -1 ranks.
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Evil Ranks 1-25
Jaws the Wayfarer has submitted 1 games.
Wild Wombat had a score recalc down.
Lothmorg the Red has gained 6 ranks.
ricbayer has fallen -1 ranks.
Peter Routly has fallen -1 ranks.
bakka has gained 2 ranks.
KitWarrior has fallen -2 ranks.
CypherPax has fallen -2 ranks.
Bucman has gained 3 ranks.
Leo Chiang has fallen -3 ranks.
Base Delta Zero has gained 2 ranks.
MikeMac has fallen -2 ranks.
IceMole has fallen -2 ranks.
End of quote


Neutral Ranks 1-25
KLStafford has gained 1 ranks.
Jaws the Wayfarer has fallen -1 ranks.
Ralph Crosswhite has gained 5 ranks.
Jeff Desilva has fallen -1 ranks.
Arcilte has fallen -1 ranks.
ricbayer has fallen -1 ranks.
jon cassel has fallen -1 ranks.
Doc_Holiday has fallen -1 ranks.
End of quote


Good Ranks 1-25
Wild Wombat has submitted 1 games.
Jaws the Wayfarer had a score recalc down.
Technician has gained 3 ranks.
HawaiiFive-O has fallen -2 ranks.
TJL1 has fallen -1 ranks.
arobertson has submitted 1 games.
TheoLeo had a score recalc down.
Theoden of Rohan is new to the page.
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Reply #317 from Stardock Forums Top
 Evil Empire attacking the GammaSquad 
31 Aug 03 204050.0 (31 battles against 249 )
02 Sep 03 206248.1 (1 new battles against 2 new)
04 Sep 03 114040.5
05 Sep 03 098658.7
06 Sep 03 087215.0 (72 new battles against 6 new)
07 Sep 03 081381.2 (6 new battles against 1 new)
08 Sep 03 077609.7 (5 new battles against 2 new)
09 Sep 03 079958.4 (0 new battles against 1 new)
10 Sep 03 084784.3 (3 new battles against 0 new)
11 Sep 03 054331.5 (127 battles against 265 )
12 Sep 03 043143.7 (5 new battles against 1 new)
13 Sep 03 035449.2 (2 new battles against 0 new)
14 Sep 03 038408.2 (3 new battles against 1 new)
15 Sep 03 029200.7 (3 new battles against 0 new)

 Evil Empire attacking the Apolyton 
09 Sep 03 087642.3 (115 battles against 442 )
10 Sep 03 084784.3 (3 new battles against 0 new)
11 Sep 03 053912.3 (9 new battles against 0 new)
12 Sep 03 044117.3 (5 new battles against 1 new)
13 Sep 03 036984.3 (2 new battles against 0 new)
14 Sep 03 038030.3 (3 new battles against 1 new)
15 Sep 03 041308.0 (3 new battles against 2 new)
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Reply #318 from Stardock Forums Top
Nice statistics you got here, good job, and good luck in your new affairs. ;)
Reply #319 from Stardock Forums Top
Dear Dark Assassin,

I certainly don’t have anything against you personally. Since you are utterly evil, so I’m not surprised you don’t understand my wholesome family values.

1. My daughter doesn’t like Mexican food. For daughter-daddy days we often fire bomb Taco Bells and they head over to the nearest neighborhood bar to clean our weapons and enjoy some Root Beer. It’s practically like Norman Rockwell painting. Your emperor is Hairy the Taco, what kind of father would I be if I ignored my daugher’s dislike of Mexican food and I didn’t mark your empire for extinction?
2. I’m a pirate. I wouldn’t expect a decadent member of the evil empire to understand a honest, blue-collar job like piracy. It’s a hard job that requires lots of drinking, pillaging, and murder, but it’s a fair job that a man (or bear) can be proud of. I don’t need slaves to fulfill my whims, I just point a gun at them until I get what I need – and if they listen, they can go back to doing whatever they were doing before.
3. I am also a marketing manager for PETA, by making a threat against an animal, you have truly shown what villainous scum you are. For our next ad caimpaign, it would be nice to show a number of human heads mounted on a wall…. Your agent suggested you were looking for work so I thought I was doing you a favor.
4. When I retire a pirate, I have aspirations to be a CEO or politician. I need to practice committing senseless acts in the name of professional development. I assume you can appreciate my desire to be the best bear I can be.

I assure you we would probably get along quite well, please don’t take this personally. Killa Koala and Wombat are now amoung my closest mates and I had to survive countless exploding sheep, drop bears, talking banana assassins, and even Wiggles Death squads. I didn’t that is personally, but then, what what I’ve heard having slaves makes you kind of soft…. That’s a pity, if you toughen up a bit, you’d be a fine dread pirate.

We should get together for a beer..

Yours Truly,
Cypher Pax
Reply #320 from Stardock Forums Top
What ppl don't realize is that your evil species is microscopic your whole galaxy can fit on a pinhead.
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I like that idea bluesteel. 8 pinheads on a pinhead.
Reply #321 from Stardock Forums Top
sure a dyson sphere is a little extraordinary, but then, this is science fiction. we will have 2 stages: goal #1 -build a ringworld. #2 -build onto ringworld till it becomes a dyson sphere.if we have the technology to destroy entire starsystems, and to travel several lightyears a month, whos to say we cant build a something this big
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I agree, but how could we possibly move a sun? In ringworld(By far, the best sci-fi book in the best sci-fi universe) they could move it by flaring the sun, but flaring the sun inside a sphere wouldn't work. With a hole... all my slaves would fly out. While they are expendable, I might fly out too. :SURPRISED:
Reply #322 from Stardock Forums Top
Some sort of magnetic field thinger to keep the sun in place while 16 planet size engines move the thing around.
Reply #323 from Stardock Forums Top
Something that is able to bend space-time to allow us to move using a dimensional rift.

-Dark
Reply #324 from Stardock Forums Top
now that's crazy talk. conventional methods will work just fine given enough power. and i think a star will provide plenty of power to move the thing around.
Reply #325 from Stardock Forums Top
you could move a sun with a planet or moon

MHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sorry, where was i?