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Special Forces OpCentre

:HOT: Welcome to the home of Special Forces. :HOT:

We are an elite fighting unit committed to each other and ridding the Metaverse of alien fiends. Oh, and having a good time, drinking fine beverages and writing hopefully witty stuff. Our leader is whoever bought the last round of drinks, or whoever shot the last alien. We are...Very Special.

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Reply #901 Top
Did Harel really get those old Penthouse issues from the GROSS storehouse? No wonder they were so old...where the hell has all the wookie porn gone?!
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Bwahahahahah!!! Good work Gerakken Hiding the new ones. HEHE. Guess we'll have to give em a discount.
Reply #902 Top
Looks like we have a challenge
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The Jedis are falling to our score bombing as I speak...with the sustained brilliance of our efforts ove the last few weeks, I think we should aim to have the wizards for Christmas dinner....YEAH BABY YEAH! :CONGRAT:
Reply #903 Top
where the hell has all the wookie porn gone?!
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You know bloody well they were filmed on the Retox, and I took my ship with me :)

Um... the actors are just resting...

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Reply #904 Top
The Pointer has just been re-fitted with some new weapons systems designed by Piers... I particularly like the JCM7777 confusion bomb and a rather interesting displacement torpedo.

Thanks Piers good to see the ship looking in fine shape, time to get ready for battle
Reply #906 Top
I think we should aim to have the wizards for Christmas dinner....YEAH BABY YEAH!
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Toast marshmallows over a campfire...made of wizard staffs and robes...subcontract out the entertainment contract to GROSS, as we'll have plenty of hobbits to toss...yeah...

Remember, Piers - The Man (?) of Many Faces is innocent (cough) until proven (cough) guilty...wow, it's hard to keep a straight face for that one.
Reply #908 Top
Be patient...we're about to launch Operation Jedi Smackdown... ;)
Reply #909 Top
Be patient...we're about to launch Operation Jedi Smackdown...
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Bring on the pain, or shut your mouth?

[two cents for the first person who gets the reference]

LOL

About the wookie porn... I won't even go there. Are you Toto Jackson by anychance?
Reply #911 Top
Hmmm...I remember Dread Pirate Roberts fighting "to the pain" in The Princess Bride... :notsure:
Reply #913 Top
Hey, I got a question for our academics. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing... I was asked by a client about normalization. The client knows there are five normal forms. I told him his data was in 3rd normal form - and that was perfect for his app. He wants to know what it would take to get the data into a higher form. I told him that higher forms are mostly academic exercises, but don't have anything non-technical to prove my point. Either of you have any less technical references on normalization I could refer him to...
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Hmm, to quote Jaws:

Hurls mode on!

Some sources that may help. Not a clear statement though in any of them. In my experience goinging past 3NF is very uncommon, usually because of performance tradeoffs, compleixty to implement (number tables/sql statement complexity, joins etc.), difficulty of people later maintaining to fully comprehend, and that the structing/normalising of 4NF & 5NF is driven by bsuiness rules that may be more volatile.

http://www.datawarehouse.com/iknowledge/articles/article.cfm?ContentID=3564


http://prestwood.com/community/database/info/normalize.html

http://www.agiledata.org/essays/dataModeling101.html

http://www.midrangeserver.com/mpo/mpo091103-story02.html

This one should be familiar!

http://learn.elementk.com/CourseCatalog/course_syllabus.asp?CourseID=1885&CourseType=21

Hurls Mode Off!!!
Reply #916 Top
Toast marshmallows over a campfire...made of wizard staffs and robes...subcontract out the entertainment contract to GROSS, as we'll have plenty of hobbits to toss...yeah...
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You better practice up. Pontius does not give up his tossing championship easily. I'm the Salnikov of Hobbit tossing.
Reply #917 Top
Remember, Piers - The Man (?) of Many Faces is innocent (cough) until proven (cough) guilty...wow, it's hard to keep a straight face for that one.
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Just exactly what does that mean Ben? Next time you order a Core Detionation, I'm gonna slip ya a double. :sniff!: :SURPRISED: :d
Reply #918 Top
In my experience goinging past 3NF is very uncommon, usually because of performance tradeoffs, compleixty to implement (number tables/sql statement complexity, joins etc.), difficulty of people later maintaining to fully comprehend, and that the structing/normalising of 4NF & 5NF is driven by bsuiness rules that may be more volatile
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Well...I feel completely normal after all that... ;p
Reply #919 Top
Hurls

It realy does depend on what you are normalizing the data for. In some instances you need to de-normalize in order to provide efficiencies in other areas
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Aww hell...even a 1 normal would be an achievement for me... LOL LOL LOL
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Aww hell...even a 1 normal would be an achievement for me...
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HEHE Wombie. I gotta sign off and get some rest.. DR's orders. Cough cough blech.....
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Cough cough blech.....
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Ewww...there's goo all over the compu-thingy now....:VOMIT: