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Special Forces OpCentre

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:HOT: Welcome to the home of Special Forces. :HOT:

We are an elite fighting unit committed to each other and ridding the Metaverse of alien fiends. Oh, and having a good time, drinking fine beverages and writing hopefully witty stuff. Our leader is whoever bought the last round of drinks, or whoever shot the last alien. We are...Very Special.

Are you Special? Talk to me at [email protected]
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Reply #1126 from Stardock Forums Top
Wombie receives a big manila envelope in the mail.
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I was wondering where the wookieporn had got to.... :D

Alex


~SDC~
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #1128 from Stardock Forums Top
Make it and they will come! . . . LOL

Ok a few people turning up so far thats great . . . we'll gave to start no later than a quarter past 2 pm Eastern time . . . I've set it up so if you join later you should just appear.

If anyone has any hassels just send me an email [email protected]

Remember the game name is SPECIAL and the password is FORCES

You can join with higher level charecters if you really want too . . . probably a good idea if your going to turn up later . . .

Cio
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Reply #1129 from Stardock Forums Top
The secretary looked up.

"The principal can see you now, Mrs Smith."

Mrs Smith got up and walked through to the office. The principal stood up and shook her head.

"Hello, Mrs Smith - I am PontiusBruinPilot, principal of the Pontius Coolness Reform School. How do you do?"

"Oh, very well, thank you."

"Now, what can I do for you?"

Mrs Smith sighed.

"It's about my son, Mr Smith. He's, well, I hate to admit it, but he's a bit of a nerd. I'd be happy to have a run-of-the-mill nerd as a son, but he's starting to act very strangely. He always wears black sunglasses, even in daylight. He forces people to call him 'Agent Smith'. And he occasionally rants about taking over the world. I just want him to be a good boy, and be a bit more sociable. Play with his friends, talk to girls, that sort of thing. Do you see what I'm saying?"

"You want him to get some, don't you?"

"Good heavens, no!" Mrs Smith looked down, then back up. "Well, maybe a little bit. He's a handsome boy, you know."

Pontius smiled.

"Of course he is. And when he's graduated from my school, he'll be the image of cool."
Reply #1132 from Stardock Forums Top
Quack we can see you're having problems joining . . . not sure what we can do about it . . . any ideas whats up?
Reply #1135 from Stardock Forums Top
Now for the next project... I've been thinking, as I've told you, about writing a series of amusing RPG-like adventure with you guys.
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Harel -- I mentioned that I'd be the grunt, still don't mind, but he only speaks Polish, and I can try to help you out with translations, even though I don't speak it. I jave a Polish/English dictionary my grandfather gave me....

Cheers and Beers,

Piers
Reply #1136 from Stardock Forums Top
You'll have to let me know when the next session is. I'll have my broadband sometime next week or week after, and a new laptop after the first of the year. I'm ordering a new Dell this week! Woo Hoo...no more Pentium 2! :HOT: :d :D

I'll also re-start my game, after I download the 1.12 patch. Getting my butt kicked. Been trying different suggested stratigies with no luck. Turned into a StarCrack addict this last 2 weeks. Time to return to the fold. Also, I started the next chapter in Q-Branch, featuring Wombat, Piers, Cypher, Ben and Harel....although I'm going to have to rent True Lies again for character ideas for Harel.... :notsure:

Cheers and Beers,

Piers
Reply #1138 from Stardock Forums Top
The secretary looked up."The principal can see you now, Mrs Smith."Mrs Smith got up and walked through to the office. The principal stood up and shook her head."Hello, Mrs Smith - I am PontiusBruinPilot, principal of the Pontius Coolness Reform School. How do you do?""Oh, very well, thank you.""Now, what can I do for you?"Mrs Smith sighed."It's about my son, Mr Smith. He's, well, I hate to admit it, but he's a bit of a nerd. I'd be happy to have a run-of-the-mill nerd as a son, but he's starting to act very strangely. He always wears black sunglasses, even in daylight. He forces people to call him 'Agent Smith'. And he occasionally rants about taking over the world. I just want him to be a good boy, and be a bit more sociable. Play with his friends, talk to girls, that sort of thing. Do you see what I'm saying?""You want him to get some, don't you?""Good heavens, no!" Mrs Smith looked down, then back up. "Well, maybe a little bit. He's a handsome boy, you know."Pontius smiled."Of course he is. And when he's graduated from my school, he'll be the image of cool."
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LMAO The Quack knows what's going on.
Reply #1139 from Stardock Forums Top
The kid's name was Johnny. He had hornrimmed glasses with tape in the middle. He was waiting outside Principal Pontius' office.

Pontius: So what do you have to say for yourself goober?

SILENCE!!!!! For being super geeky, you are hereby expelled!!!! Now give me those dang glasses.

Pontius crushes em beneath his feet. "Most of the time, it's a pain coming back here from my pirate runs to do this job. But sometimes, just sometimes, it's a real pleasure.

Marilyn Quayle: Are you sure that was necessary to do that to my poppy?

Pontius: Guard!!! Get this ringworm filth out of my office......

Reply #1140 from Stardock Forums Top
Saved this thread just minutes before it dropped to one day old! Whew!

The Metaverse Review is now out!!

http://metaversereview.joeuser.com

Headlines Include:

~ Holiday Cease-fires
~ Weekly Spotlight Empire feature to cease
~ Return of the Dread Pirate EBZ

And much more!
Reply #1141 from Stardock Forums Top
:SURPRISED: The Special Forces are very quiet :SURPRISED:

What are they up to?
Reply #1142 from Stardock Forums Top
They must be in the Special Forces Party Bunker where the super secret plans are being hashed out! :D
Reply #1145 from Stardock Forums Top
Yes, it has been quiet lately . . . not sure if some of us have taken leave without notice, this time of year I think thats pretty expected.

Theoden once again an excellent read, now EBZ can't ever say he doesn't make matter for good reading . . . I feel GROSS will rise to the occasion, it'll be interesting to see what happens . . .
Reply #1146 from Stardock Forums Top
Sorry...I've been super silent lately.

After my nervous breakdown I only just escaped recapture by hiding out in a wombat burrow for a few days and then slipping across the border and ...

Actually, Xmas and a birthday and flying to Adelaide in the next day, together with work, have taken their toll. I shall toast you all on Xmas day and hope everyone has an enjoyable festive season /Hanakah /holidays. Should be back by NYE.

Cheers to all the Special Forces, Pontius and Gerakken, Theoden and Ray and the rest of the Fellowship gang, the Jedi Junta, Bakka, and everyone I've missed. :D
Reply #1147 from Stardock Forums Top
No worries, Killa. We know the spirit of the dropbear lurks above every tree, ready to pounce on anyone who denies his existence. :p
Reply #1148 from Stardock Forums Top
Killa - Good to hear from you.

I'm sorry if I've been quiet, but I am getting over a family tragedy. I traded in my Beamer for a Honda Pilot for the wife. Merry Christmas!

My new wheels - my wife's 2000 Honda Civic. I think I'm having a mid-life crisis at 29. (:(

Maybe I'll take my discontent out on the Torians tonight.... the BMW had to go as it wasn't a good car for Rochester winters (and it was getting old and expensive), but it's just so sad.

Cypher
Reply #1149 from Stardock Forums Top
Hmmm...you now own two Hondas. If I were you, I'd definitely take out my frustration on the Torians.

Congratulations, Cypher. Your wife has now officially chained you down! It only took a couple of years for my wife to get me. I now have nothing left that reflects my own personality. The house is decorated with flowers and hearts and crap like that. At least I can decorate the garage... ;p
Reply #1150 from Stardock Forums Top
At least I can decorate the garage...
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"Garage" and "decorate" should never be in the same sentence! Personally, I'm going through "basement withdrawal" after moving to Tennessee. You can't have one here unless you use dynamite, apparently.

I've been a bit absent from the Forums lately as well, and apologize. We're in the end-of-year crunch here at work, and there's a lot to get done before the holidays.

Best wishes, all!