No, no I’m just kidding but I was thinking that it was about time that there was a post to complain about there being no multiplayer, there hasn’t been one of those for a while.
So I’ve put together a little pre-done complaint form with multi-choice options so people can chose the wording of the form.
So here goes.

Dear Stardock.

Let me just say that I just (a. loved the game. b. hated the game. c. was indifferent towards the game.) but after a few games single player, I wanted to play against my friends multiplayer. Imagine my (a. surprise. b. shock. c. disgust.) when I found out that there was no multiplayer!!!
For crying out loud Stardock, from a (a. loyal customer. b. disappointed gamer. c. Canadian.) I would just like to ask what were you thinking, I mean a game without multiplayer is (a. half a game. b. a rip of. c. totally devoid of any charm.) and as for the allegation that the developers would need to divert resource from the single player aspects I would just like to say that, that is (a. wrong. b. not a problem, who cares about single player anyway.)
Please, please, please don’t quote polls to me that say multiplayer users are a minority because it is wrong, I know for a fact that my (a. one. b. five. c. sixty) friend(s) would buy the game and tell their (a. one. b. five. c. sixty.) friend(s) to buy the game if it were multiplayer but now they wont.
Anyway Stardock I wont be returning to these forums because no one will answer this post anyway so it doesn’t matter.