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Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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Sentient species taste better...

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Reply #1401 Top
Why the name Sid? It seems a bit mundane compared to the others you've used. ;)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...
Reply #1402 Top
Why the name Sid? It seems a bit mundane compared to the others you've used.


i'm guessing it's a reference to Final Fantasy V.
Reply #1403 Top
Why the name Sid? It seems a bit mundane compared to the others you've used.i'm guessing it's a reference to Final Fantasy V.


ok lets see it was Final Fantasy then Guild wars or something like that then I-robot then Gundme, and now back to final fantasy.

this guy has more personalty then there a books about the kzin.
Reply #1404 Top
Why the name Sid? It seems a bit mundane compared to the others you've used.

i'm guessing it's a reference to Final Fantasy V.

k lets see it was Final Fantasy then Guild wars or something like that then I-robot then Gundme, and now back to final fantasy.

this guy has more personalty then there a books about the kzin.


or maybe it's just dissociative identity disorder (multiple personalities).
Reply #1405 Top


Unfortunately, Kzinti ships have inferior inertial dampers.
Reply #1407 Top
Unfortunately, Kzinti ships have inferior inertial dampers.


That's the best. LOL

Reply #1408 Top
That's the best. LOL


Seconded.
Reply #1410 Top
Hehe! :LOL: Great pics! :CONGRAT:

I think Sethlina is a Cat, All are so wea... well I better not say it.

You generally enjoy picking on 14-yr olds Jeff? You can always blame the drink I suppose... ;)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...
Reply #1411 Top
Did i just hear KP actually getting a bit narky.... ;)

I guess there's a first for every thing.... :LOL:
Reply #1412 Top
Another name, Chirst man just pick a name and stay with it!


Why the name Sid? It seems a bit mundane compared to the others you've used.


... obviously you guys never seen Ice Age. I was quoting.

NOT BEEN SERIOUS FIRENIGHT HASN"T DIED OUT YET! MWWAAAAAAAHH :LOL: 

Did i just hear KP actually getting a bit narky.... I guess there's a first for every thing....


I'm surprised too :SURPRISED: 

I think Sethlina is a Cat, All are so wea... well I better not say it.


i'm not for those pictures :( poor kzinti war prisoner been forced to pose.
Reply #1413 Top
i'm not for those pictures poor kzinti war prisoner been forced to pose.


I'm surprised they allowed themselves to be posed for propaganda such as that. I'd figure they would have fought the power and died trying rather than being propaganda material.

Man, what happened to the inertial dampeners pic? I thought it was a raccoon, but it was still better than the 'i barfed' one.
Reply #1414 Top
Did i just hear KP actually getting a bit narky.... I guess there's a first for every thing....

Well, I see Jeff picking on a kid almost 25 years younger than him across half a dozen threads and it begins to annoy me. No, Seth is certainly not the most popular person on the forums, and has often been trollish, but that doesnt give license to someone else to be an a***ole.

i'm not for those pictures poor kzinti war prisoner been forced to pose.I'm surprised they allowed themselves to be posed for propaganda such as that. I'd figure they would have fought the power and died trying rather than being propaganda material

That is the Kzinti way. Those pics must be photo-shopped. ;)

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Reply #1415 Top
Man, what happened to the inertial dampeners pic? I thought it was a raccoon, but it was still better than the 'i barfed' one.


Er nm, I think the dampeners was in dystopic's post.

The Wall of Pictures Cripples YOU for 97 IQ points.
Reply #1416 Top
LOL this is a funny one,

And here is a Kzinti diplomat,

No wonder the Kzinti have no allies.
Reply #1417 Top
just a reminder folks, always remember to spayed or neuter your pet kzinti



stray kzinti make the streets a sadder place for everyone.
Reply #1418 Top
You can't neuter something with no balls...
Reply #1419 Top
stray kzinti make the streets a sadder place for everyone.

And more dangerous...you never know what (or who) a horny Kzinti might do!  :p 

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #1420 Top
And more dangerous...you never know what (or who) a horny Kzinti might do!


i just got a bad shock down my spine becase of this
Reply #1421 Top
i just got a bad shock down my spine becase of this


indeed. there isn't a safe stuffed animal, anywhere.
Reply #1422 Top
While we are sharing pictures, my friend sent me the link to the 12 Commandments of Gaming from the CTRL+ALT+DEL comic strip.

As an inside joke, I said that #8 got appended by one of the guys we played D&D with to add 'no matter how many pinky-bumps are needed'.

PS
I don't mean to push any one religion that has some 'commandments' upon any reader or person for that matter. I posted this image in the spirit of fun and jokes, so let's please keep any replies as such.

Reply #1423 Top
Prase the Hloy gamer
Reply #1425 Top
I dont necessarily mean to be an ahole to a child, However if you constantly provoke it, OH WELL. Besides, maybe he learnt a little leason or 2. ;)