I am Paul McCartney of Borg....assimilation cost me 40 odd million......  

I am George Harrison of Borg... Paul, had you been smart about it, you would have palmed her off on some other famous rock star, like I did with mine.

I am Ringo Starr of Borg... I was smarter than you all! I assimilated a film star who had much more money than me. ;p

I am Eric Clapton of Borg... What dyer mean, palmed off? I assimilated her from you while your guitar gently wept. :p

I am Mick Jagger of Borg... I've assimilated and kissed so many women that my lips need another Botox implant.

I am Boy George of Borg... Women??? Well me, I much prefer the Bay City Rollers myself.

I am Ozzy Osbourne of Borg... if I could stop fucking swearing long enough, I could probably tell you that I'm not sure what I prefer. :NOTSURE:

:LOL:

I am Tommy Chong of Borg...Like, hey man, do you think I could get an implant of dope, man??

I am Cheech Marin of Borg... Hey man, you don't want dope! Try some of these pills I got, maybe they'll help make all those ugly chickitas you get with look beautiful. ;p

I am Paris Hilton of borg, your underwear will not be assimilated... lol

I am Britney Spears of Borg.... geez, I hope I don't get assimilated by the Borg Police right now... I don't fancy being locked in a holding cell with a bunch of screaming lesbians without my underwear on. It's bad enough that the press has assimilated thousands of photos of me without my knickers on... but they'd have a field day with all the lewd stories about me coming out of that cell.

I am Microsoft of Borg... Gents, IT professionals and Geeks, want to impress your lady friends? Then try out our new hardware enhancement software for 60 days for free. It will improve the performance of your implants by 25%.

All beta testers will be eligible for a 25% discount when they purchase the product and will receive 1 years free software condoms to protect against viruses and other net transmitted diseases.

I am Frankenfurter of Borg.....and I'm gonna assimilate whatever's on the slab..... :p 

I am Brad of Borg... and all I got to say to that is, thank fuck for that!! I recall your last assimilation, and I can assure you the experience was not a pleasant one... and Janet still isn't talking to me.

:LOL:

I am Eddie of Borg; I was assimilated into a meatloaf but the USDA banned me due to transfat content but hey I really love that rock n' roll you Hot Patootie.

I am Riff Raff of Borg... Frankenfurter only thinks he's in charge around here! I am... and I allow him to poke around with what's on the slab cos it keeps him out of my hair while I control the 'science fiction' ;p

I am the Fitness Instructor of Borg .. and before you ALL get assimilated you WILL run round starkers ( ! ) 10 times ! ! ! ( that will give us time to get your Outfits ready !!!! )

Er, given my huge girth, I dunno anybody 'd live long enough to run around me thrice, let alone 10 times.... but the outfits might just be about ready for their great, great, great grand-children.

... and speaking of fitness instructors:

I am Richard Simmons of Borg... and like starkers of Borg, I too am overweight! Now I'm a fat little bugger who can no longer fit into my poofy pants that once showed off my crotch on TV. :LOL:

I am Effie Michaels of Aerobics Oz Style of Borg... now fellas, please, keep your hand on the remote... and the other on your beer. ;p

I'm Cookie Monster of borg I will assimilate all of you cookies...

(lame I know)

I am Big Bird of Borg.....the early drone gets the nanoprobe.......

(there you go.....lamer..... ;p ...)

I will never consider any post on this thread lame! Thanks for keeping it alive folks! :CONGRAT:

I'm Ernie of borg, I will assimilate my rubber duckie

(even that one isn't lame???)

[quote]I'm Ernie of borg, I will assimilate my rubber duckie[/quote

TOOOOOO LATE!!! I am Bert of Borg...I already assimilated your rubber duckie. Didn't taste real nice, tho... also smelled kinda funny while baking in the oven as well. ;p

ha lol..

I am Dr. Ruth of borg... I will give you advice on how to assimilate...