Reply #476 May 3, 2008 11:23 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Dr Kinsey of Borg... I have assimilated (for research purposes only ) with everyone I've met. ;p

Reply #477 May 4, 2008 3:54 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

This is Dr. Frasier Crane of Borg........ I'm list....eh....assimilating :p

Reply #478 May 4, 2008 4:01 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am political correctness of Borg... I think we meant to say social integration rather than assimilation

Reply #479 May 4, 2008 4:05 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Robin of Borg... holy cow Batman, assimilation is taking over the world

Reply #480 May 4, 2008 4:05 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Batman of Borg... have patience, Robin, Justice rather than assimilation will prevail

Reply #481 May 4, 2008 5:39 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am The Joker of Borg... me thinks it 'd be a huge joke to assimilate Batman & Robin into a garbage compactor. Which is a whole lot funnier than Riddler's: "What do you call Batman & Robin after they've been run over by a steam roller?"

Well that's obvious....Flatman and Ribbon. Hehe. ;p

Reply #482 May 4, 2008 8:54 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

....Flatman and Ribbon. Hehe.

LMAO...




I'm Catwoman of borg. I have assimilated the careers of several movie producers and actors by being the worst movie ever...

Reply #483 May 4, 2008 9:25 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Iam po po borg please dont taze me bro

Reply #484 May 4, 2008 9:38 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Slow Motion of Borg and your forums WILL RUN AT RIDICULOUSLY SLOW SPEED !!

~ Then you'll be assimilated into the snail mail dept...  

er .. forums running ridilculously slow again !

Reply #485 May 4, 2008 9:40 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Tobey McGuire of Borg... I didn't need to star in Spiderman to show that I'm as tight as a fish's arse.... I've always had cobwebs in my wallet. :LOL:

Reply #486 May 4, 2008 9:43 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

~ Then you'll be assimilated into the snail mail dept..

I am Snail Mail of Borg... well you'd be slow too if you had to drag around an implant the size of mine. :LOL:

Reply #487 May 4, 2008 10:14 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

 :LOL:  :LOL: 

Reply #488 May 6, 2008 12:19 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Kama Sutra of Borg... I don't like all this artificial assimilation and implanting, it's doing me out of a job.

Reply #489 May 6, 2008 10:12 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Mid-wife of Borg... I know what You mean... been twiddling my thumbs ever since I got assimilated.

Reply #490 May 7, 2008 1:11 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Dracula of Borg... and it is getting hard and harder to get a decent feed with all these implants hanging out of Collective necks everywhere. ;p

Reply #491 May 7, 2008 1:13 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Frankenstein's Monster and....I have come to Borg for an implant cos my 400 year old willy just fell off.

Reply #492 May 7, 2008 1:47 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Multiples of Borg...I'm gonna get you and you and you...resistances are futile...

unless you run really fast :LOL:  :LOL: 

Reply #493 May 8, 2008 1:06 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

i am werewolf Of Borg... No, you are not shaving me all over prior to implantation!! You're only jealous cos I got wall to wall pubic hair... and you're bald eveywhere it matters. ;p

Reply #494 May 8, 2008 1:17 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am the Bride of Frankenstein of Borg... I wish the implant team would do something about the bolt in Frankie's neck, his head keeps falling off as well. ;p

Reply #495 May 8, 2008 1:20 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I Am the Ghost of Borg... I have been trying to assimilate with Mrs Muir for years, but alas, it is to no avail because my manhood is but a mere apparition these days, and Viagra goes straight through me.

Reply #496 May 9, 2008 11:10 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Skelly of Borg... where is the dog catcher when you need him... a Borg dog just ran away with my fibia.

Reply #497 May 9, 2008 11:52 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

 

a Borg dog just ran away with my fibia.

:LOL:  :LOL: 

Reply #498 May 10, 2008 12:21 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Mummy of Borg... no, you're not unraveling my bandages to fit my new implant... they're all that's keeping me together. :LOL:

Reply #499 May 12, 2008 12:15 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am (newly assimilated) Politician of Borg... hah, the truth/honesty implant is to NO avail .... promises will be broken with monotonous regularity.


**** and a thought for the US presidential elections ****

Reply #500 May 12, 2008 2:02 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am reefer of borg.....lets..*puff*........ *puff* assimilate........*puff puff* some.... *EXHALEEEEEEEEEEE*...*cough*.. cough*...uhhhhhh... munchies?