I am unemployed of Borg.......will assimilate for money.

I am John Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated, pilgrim.

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I am Mick Jagger of Borg -- I can't get no, (pause) assimilation.

I am Robin Hood of Borg... I am getting together a band of merry men to assimilate from bankers to give to the poor...us,

I am Doc of Borg... since assimilating so much karma I'm finding that I suffer constipation more frequently. 

I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated, but WAIT! There's MORE!

I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Be vewy, vewy quiet... I'm assimiwating wabbits. Heh heh heh heh heh.

I am Viagra of Borg....if you experience an assimilation lasting longer than four hours.......consider yourself lucky.

I am wabbit of Borg... is that a gun in your pocket, Elmer, or are you just extremely pleased to see me?

I am ED Sufferer of Borg... if I experience an assimilation that lasts more than four seconds I just hope I can catch it on video for posterity.

That wouldn't be hard to do...errr...might be too hard to do, Wiz.

 <------ A present for The Wiz.

I am ZubaZ of Borg. I am and will be... assmililated. A spellcheck is useless and futlie......

I am Hamlet of Borg. You are to be, or not to be, assimilated.

I am Doc of Borg. I'm a Doctor damnit Jim, not an Assimilator...

I am Hamlet of Borg... alas poor Yorrick (as he looks into the eyes of the skull) someone hath assimilated thine beautiful good looks.

I am Medical Director of Borg... physician, heal thyself, and prescribe yourself some Viagra.

I am ...... of Borg. Everythin' else got took...lol

I am Rubik of Borg, and the cube was MY idea.

I am sick of Borg, You will be regurgitated. Pepto-Bismolation is futile!

I am Visual Basic of Borg.
  If you <> "assimilated" then
  you = "assimilated"
  end if

I am Windows of Borg you will b........

I am Pentium of Borg. Arithmetic is irrelevant. Division is futile. You WILL be approximated.

I are unknown of Borg...go figure

I am banker of Borg.....I was assimilated I tell ya

I am Nixon of Borg. We are not assimilating you at this time. Trust me.

I am George H Bush of Borg. Read my lips........no new assimilations.

I am Alzheimer of Borg. Resistance is... is... shit. Who are you? Where am I? And why?!

I be Pirate of Borg... an' I be scuttlin' bankers yachts cos they be tha only buckits afloat wot 'aves booty aboard these days.

I am half a trillion dollors of Borg and I have been assimilated down a black hole.  Can you guess where I went because the government can't?

I'm A.I.G. of Borg....I'm too big to fail, but not too big to take yer bucks and give them too the morons that caused all this.

I am Curried Cabbage of Borg........you will know when starkers assimilates me.