Agent of Kharma

Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy?  I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug.  I mean, look at it.  It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it.  Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.

Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual.  "Domina subjugator?"  Come on!  This can't be by accident.  I think the devs are messing with us.

So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas?

"Buttplug of doom?"

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Reply #101 Top

What the heck is all your guys' problems. Have you not learned anything since you lived on this blasted rock of matrial wants and god forsaken plessure (scuse the anger just trying to get you guys to understand what your mistakes are as of mine). I've done some bad things probably not in your minds but, in a much higher scale. But I know when I've done wrong and I ask for forgiveness. But to go on your computer and start talking about sex; I wouldn't doubt you probably get on either after: work, kissing your girlfriend goodbye, or school. That you get on your computer or laptop and search the web for stuff that would fill your plessures with and you all know what i'm talking about. You probably even have playboy magazines or movies to don't you and if so why. I know deep down you know what your doing is wrong but, you failed to relize that little voice telling you to stop. I mean wake up man and smell the coffee. Alot of peoples lives get destroyed just by one pic. This is lust that goes far beyond all things. Because its the most wanted and thats because you don't understand what you're getting into. You may not know who I am or what I do but, this much for serten; this post is probably the worst to be posted that I have seen and i hope all of who actually read this understand that. Ahhhhh. You people make me sick. And what you say or do on this profile I have can't stop what is to come in the near future and I don't care if you think of me as a luny or some kind of a fanatic. At least I know where I'll be. If anyone whats to talk to me one on one write to me personally on this website of stardocks.

Nice to have this dicussion!

Reply #102 Top

Ummm......................ok. Im not gonna lie, but Ive missed the point of the rant . But thanks for sharing!:thumbsup:

Im sorry you get sick by reading this, You had the option not to by the way. You clicked on it, so I would say your right there with us if your points is that we are horrible people b/c we are jesting a crude way. Welcome to our club, Tuesday night is Foxy Boxing with Hot Advent vs Advent action. Thursday are exotic dances of a female Vasari....or is that a man?!?!? Friday is Annatar Night!!!! All assless men get in free!!! With 2 for 1 Drafts till midnight!!;P :rofl:

 

 

 

 

Reply #103 Top

A thread this long with such a topic deserves this:

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Reply #104 Top

Nice to have this dicussion!

Except that what you wrote was not a discussion. It was a badly worded, hard to follow rant about the state of modern society and how we should all be damned for rude pictures being available on the web....

Reply #105 Top

Some people just don't have a sense of humor, that's all. :P

Reply #106 Top

Quoting Jm2010, reply 1
What the heck is all your guys' problems. Have you not learned anything since you lived on this blasted rock of matrial wants and god forsaken plessure (scuse the anger just trying to get you guys to understand what your mistakes are as of mine). I've done some bad things probably not in your minds but, in a much higher scale. But I know when I've done wrong and I ask for forgiveness. But to go on your computer and start talking about sex; I wouldn't doubt you probably get on either after: work, kissing your girlfriend goodbye, or school. That you get on your computer or laptop and search the web for stuff that would fill your plessures with and you all know what i'm talking about. You probably even have playboy magazines or movies to don't you and if so why. I know deep down you know what your doing is wrong but, you failed to relize that little voice telling you to stop. I mean wake up man and smell the coffee. Alot of peoples lives get destroyed just by one pic. This is lust that goes far beyond all things. Because its the most wanted and thats because you don't understand what you're getting into. You may not know who I am or what I do but, this much for serten; this post is probably the worst to be posted that I have seen and i hope all of who actually read this understand that. Ahhhhh. You people make me sick. And what you say or do on this profile I have can't stop what is to come in the near future and I don't care if you think of me as a luny or some kind of a fanatic. At least I know where I'll be. If anyone whats to talk to me one on one write to me personally on this website of stardocks.

Nice to have this dicussion!

Let us break this bad boy of a paragraph down, shall we? I will translate for all you normal people out there.

What the heck is all your guys' problems. Have you not learned anything since you lived on this blasted rock of matrial wants and god forsaken plessure (scuse the anger just trying to get you guys to understand what your mistakes are as of mine)

Hey! Listen up!

I've done some bad things

I chose to be an accountant in life.

probably not in your minds but, in a much higher scale.

I cost my company millions in lost accounts. I am a bad accountant.

But I know when I've done wrong and I ask for forgiveness.

I like God and the Bible. I also brown nose my boss.

But to go on your computer and start talking about sex; I wouldn't doubt you probably get on either after: work, kissing your girlfriend goodbye, or school.

You people enjoy the idea of sexual gratification. Even after mundane activities.

That you get on your computer or laptop and search the web for stuff that would fill your plessures with and you all know what i'm talking about

All you non-accountant types get to look for pleasurable stuff.

You probably even have playboy magazines or movies to don't you and if so why

I do not understand why someone would own pornographic material? Why? What would anyone need such a thing for?

 I know deep down you know what your doing is wrong but, you failed to relize that little voice telling you to stop.

You all know that you all are terrible, terrible people.

I mean wake up man and smell the coffee.

You should have someone make coffee in the morning for you so you could awake to the fine aroma of Folgers. To do so is heavenly.

Alot of peoples lives get destroyed just by one pic

Be careful who is photographing you during spring break.

This is lust that goes far beyond all things

This is highly desirerable. Giggidy.

Because its the most wanted and thats because you don't understand what you're getting into.

Everyone loves this and I do not know why. Neither do you! It is chaos! Chaos I tell you! CHAOS!

You may not know who I am or what I do

I do not know if I told you I am an accountant.

this much for serten; this post is probably the worst to be posted that I have seen and i hope all of who actually read this understand that

By George, I must say that this post in which I have written is possible the worst pile of feces to ever grace the internet! I do hope that everyone who reads my post knows that it is king of the garbage!

Ahhhhh.

Excuse my pause, I just finished masterbating.

You people make me sick

I do not like any of you. If you wore funny hats perhaps I would. Until that day I shall look down upon you all.

And what you say or do on this profile I have can't stop what is to come in the near future

I am not Timecop, I am an accountant. I am at everyone's mercy.

and I don't care if you think of me as a luny or some kind of a fanatic. At least I know where I'll be

You may think I am a lunatic with a severe social disorder, but at least I will be at McDonalds in an hour scarfing down two 20 piece McNugget orders.

If anyone whats to talk to me one on one write to me personally on this website of stardocks

I am lonely and if this post peeked anyone's interest please contact me. Pics are nice but cyber works as well.

 

OKAY THEN! Translation completed. Please do not take this too literal as I do not personally know the original poster, I am simply trying out my translation skills.

I hope this helps everyone so they do not waste 30 seconds of their life reading the original like I did and go...."huh?"

Have a Great Day! :grin:  

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Reply #107 Top

Sounds pretty accurate Calania, as for Jm2010, lighten up a bit, you'll live longer, and happier :)

Reply #108 Top

Yeah, he needs a humor transplant, bad!

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Reply #109 Top

Yeah, he needs a humor transplant, bad!

Well if he hangs around here long enough  he may need more than that lol XD :rofl: :O

Reply #110 Top

Well JM2010, I must agree with you.

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #111 Top

Quoting Calania, reply 6



Quoting Jm2010,
reply 1
What the heck is all your guys' problems. Have you not learned anything since you lived on this blasted rock of matrial wants and god forsaken plessure (scuse the anger just trying to get you guys to understand what your mistakes are as of mine). I've done some bad things probably not in your minds but, in a much higher scale. But I know when I've done wrong and I ask for forgiveness. But to go on your computer and start talking about sex; I wouldn't doubt you probably get on either after: work, kissing your girlfriend goodbye, or school. That you get on your computer or laptop and search the web for stuff that would fill your plessures with and you all know what i'm talking about. You probably even have playboy magazines or movies to don't you and if so why. I know deep down you know what your doing is wrong but, you failed to relize that little voice telling you to stop. I mean wake up man and smell the coffee. Alot of peoples lives get destroyed just by one pic. This is lust that goes far beyond all things. Because its the most wanted and thats because you don't understand what you're getting into. You may not know who I am or what I do but, this much for serten; this post is probably the worst to be posted that I have seen and i hope all of who actually read this understand that. Ahhhhh. You people make me sick. And what you say or do on this profile I have can't stop what is to come in the near future and I don't care if you think of me as a luny or some kind of a fanatic. At least I know where I'll be. If anyone whats to talk to me one on one write to me personally on this website of stardocks.

Nice to have this dicussion!


Let us break this bad boy of a paragraph down, shall we? I will translate for all you normal people out there.


What the heck is all your guys' problems. Have you not learned anything since you lived on this blasted rock of matrial wants and god forsaken plessure (scuse the anger just trying to get you guys to understand what your mistakes are as of mine)


Hey! Listen up!


I've done some bad things


I chose to be an accountant in life.


probably not in your minds but, in a much higher scale.


I cost my company millions in lost accounts. I am a bad accountant.


But I know when I've done wrong and I ask for forgiveness.


I like God and the Bible. I also brown nose my boss.


But to go on your computer and start talking about sex; I wouldn't doubt you probably get on either after: work, kissing your girlfriend goodbye, or school.


You people enjoy the idea of sexual gratification. Even after mundane activities.


That you get on your computer or laptop and search the web for stuff that would fill your plessures with and you all know what i'm talking about


All you non-accountant types get to look for pleasurable stuff.


You probably even have playboy magazines or movies to don't you and if so why


I do not understand why someone would own pornographic material? Why? What would anyone need such a thing for?


 I know deep down you know what your doing is wrong but, you failed to relize that little voice telling you to stop.


You all know that you all are terrible, terrible people.


I mean wake up man and smell the coffee.


You should have someone make coffee in the morning for you so you could awake to the fine aroma of Folgers. To do so is heavenly.


Alot of peoples lives get destroyed just by one pic


Be careful who is photographing you during spring break.


This is lust that goes far beyond all things


This is highly desirerable. Giggidy.


Because its the most wanted and thats because you don't understand what you're getting into.


Everyone loves this and I do not know why. Neither do you! It is chaos! Chaos I tell you! CHAOS!


You may not know who I am or what I do


I do not know if I told you I am an accountant.


this much for serten; this post is probably the worst to be posted that I have seen and i hope all of who actually read this understand that


By George, I must say that this post in which I have written is possible the worst pile of feces to ever grace the internet! I do hope that everyone who reads my post knows that it is king of the garbage!


Ahhhhh.


Excuse my pause, I just finished masterbating.


You people make me sick


I do not like any of you. If you wore funny hats perhaps I would. Until that day I shall look down upon you all.


And what you say or do on this profile I have can't stop what is to come in the near future


I am not Timecop, I am an accountant. I am at everyone's mercy.


and I don't care if you think of me as a luny or some kind of a fanatic. At least I know where I'll be


You may think I am a lunatic with a severe social disorder, but at least I will be at McDonalds in an hour scarfing down two 20 piece McNugget orders.


If anyone whats to talk to me one on one write to me personally on this website of stardocks


I am lonely and if this post peeked anyone's interest please contact me. Pics are nice but cyber works as well.

 

OKAY THEN! Translation completed. Please do not take this too literal as I do not personally know the original poster, I am simply trying out my translation skills.

I hope this helps everyone so they do not waste 30 seconds of their life reading the original like I did and go...."huh?"

Have a Great Day!  

k1  karma

Dude, seriously, chill:beer: This isn't some evil network of porn distribution of drunk women of a questionable age, its unbrideled lude(sp?) silliness about observations of coincidental material:rofl:

I wish I had spell check:blush:

Reply #112 Top

Quoting Samurye, reply 10
Well JM2010, I must agree with you.

 

same here

 

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Reply #114 Top

Where does that link go?

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #115 Top

I believe Jesus said it best. "he who has not sinned cast the first stone" Jm2010 already condemed himself by coming here so no stone throwing for him.

Reply #116 Top

We must urgently get this thread back on topic. :(

*rings the eets bell*

Reply #117 Top

Well, Who gonna be ready for Foxy Boxing Tuesday?!?!

Reply #118 Top

Quoting -Ue_Carbon, reply 2
Welcome to our club, Tuesday night is Foxy Boxing with Hot Advent vs Advent action. Thursday are exotic dances of a female Vasari....or is that a man?!?!? Friday is Annatar Night!!!! All assless men get in free!!! With 2 for 1 Drafts till midnight!!

You forgot Wednesday. And Saturday. And Sunday. And Monday. BUT HOW COULD YOU FORGET WEDNESDAY?!!?!

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #119 Top

Thanks for the Karma fellas.

I make posts like that when I get really tired. You will probably see a lot more of them. :grin:  

Reply #120 Top

thats one way to put a phrase on advent base......

 

 

 

"construction of cock-ring complete..."

Reply #121 Top

At the current time we dont have any event planned yet!! Dont worry I working on it!!

Reply #123 Top

Is it now?

Reply #124 Top

Quoting nixiepixel, reply 22
Yeah, it's like this.

..g...giggidy?......

Actually...long ago.....A really long time ago I had a couple of months that I was unemployed (store closed and our newly built store wasn't ready in time) so I decided to get a crap job for that time period to keep me busy and make a little side cash. I wanted to find something that would be eye opening.

I chose a porn/sex toy shop.

In those two months I learned more about pleasure/sex/porn/lingerie/etc than most learn in my lifetime.

And if you want to be politically correct, they are called "Bedroom Toys". Sheesh people.

Reply #125 Top

Friday is Annatar Night!!!!

Better bring lots of money for that, I'm not cheap.