Agent of Kharma

Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

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Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

from Sins Forums

Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy?  I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug.  I mean, look at it.  It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it.  Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.

Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual.  "Domina subjugator?"  Come on!  This can't be by accident.  I think the devs are messing with us.

So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas?

"Buttplug of doom?"

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Reply #151 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 20

cockplug

Actually I think that there are such things as cockplugs.

Reply #152 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting nixiepixel, reply 25
Sorry about not saying NSFW on that picture I posted.. I changed it. *blush*

That makes you blush?

Don't read the rest of the thread, then...

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Reply #153 from Sins Forums Top

See Annatar? Nixie already made 2 posts, and not a single person got hurt. There is nothing to be afraid of. You didn't need to run for cover.

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #154 from Sins Forums Top

Which is actually sort of surprising :P But at the same time, makes Nixie pretty cool.

Reply #155 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting Samurye, reply 3
See Annatar? Nixie already made 2 posts, and not a single person got hurt. There is nothing to be afraid of. You didn't need to run for cover.

 

Samurye.

*whines*

I got hurt!

Reply #156 from Sins Forums Top

Yeah but that's normal and we all got enjoyment out of it.

Reply #157 from Sins Forums Top

Don't worry-- I won't hurt you! I'm not about causing some crazy internet drama. Afterall, we all come on here as an escape from that crap, right? I actually find comfort in a thread like this because it allows me to post my thoughts freely sans censorship. Here I can express myself, project my creativity with SoaSE screenshots juxtaposed with strange purple pseudo-strap on dildos.

And for that, I thank you. ^.^

Reply #158 from Sins Forums Top

lol I should share the pick up line i made a year ago

WHERE DO I CLICK TO SEE YOU NAKED hahah  I know its silly ;P

Reply #159 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting nixiepixel, reply 7
Don't worry-- I won't hurt you!

What if I want you to hurt me?

;)

Not that I do, but still...

Reply #160 from Sins Forums Top

What if I want you to hurt me?

Ask her for a date and wait for her to say no!!!! :D

Reply #161 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Hack78, reply 10

What if I want you to hurt me?


Ask her for a date and wait for her to say no!!!!

OWNED

Reply #162 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Sole, reply 9

What if I want you to hurt me?

Why don't you just hurt yourself? All the Emos are doing it. In fact, while you are at it, just commit seppuku. You can borrow my tanto or wakazshi or even my katana. Or, if seppuku dosen't appeal to you, you can always step in front of a shinkansen. Mabey a 500 series? If you don't like that idea either,  I can buy you a chainsaw....

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #163 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting Hack78, reply 10

What if I want you to hurt me?
Ask her for a date and wait for her to say no!!!!

You say that as though saying no is even an option.

I'll just bring my Rapeture Battlecruiser along.

:)

Reply #164 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Sole, reply 13

You say that as though saying no is even an option.

I'll just bring my Rapeture Battlecruiser along.


Starbase. Enough said.

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #165 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting Samurye, reply 14
Starbase. Enough said.
 

Samurye.

Indeed.

:)

Reply #166 from Sins Forums Top

What is wrong with you people, I'm emoitaly scarred. 8C   My God kids play this game, and those old enough who know how to use the forummers do. Should this realy be here!

Reply #167 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting darth-plaigus, reply 16
What is wrong with you people, I'm emoitaly scarred.   My God kids play this game, and those old enough who know how to use the forummers do. Should this realy be here!

Thats where Parental Involvment comes into play.

Reply #168 from Sins Forums Top

Game's rated Teen, and there's nothing in this thread they don't already know.

Reply #169 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 18
Game's rated Teen, and there's nothing in this thread they don't already know.

Except for the cockplugs and butt rings.

;)

Reply #170 from Sins Forums Top

i'll never be able to watch the advent SB and not think about this thread.. :'(

Reply #171 from Sins Forums Top

Except for the cockplugs and butt rings.

Their teenage curiosity naturally led to google image search after you posted it. So yes, they do!

Reply #172 from Sins Forums Top

Wow, this is some thread.  Where do people come up with all this anyways?

Wait a sec..... I don't want to know the answer to that.

 

Pick-up lines from our school paper:

What has 142 teeth and holds the incredible Hulk?  MY ZIPPER!!!!!

Is that top felt?  (she says no)  Do you want it to be?

I love Pokemon.  Can I have a Peekachu? 

There are 265 bones in the human body, would you like 266?  (yes I know, wrong number of bones)

 

 

The person who wrote this is on a 365 day suspension.

Reply #173 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting donnor11, reply 22
Wow, this is some thread.  Where do people come up with all this anyways?

Wait a sec..... I don't want to know the answer to that.

I blame Annatar.

Reply #174 from Sins Forums Top

I edited my post with pick-up lines from my school paper.

Reply #175 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Sole, reply 23



Quoting donnor11,
reply 22
Wow, this is some thread.  Where do people come up with all this anyways?

Wait a sec..... I don't want to know the answer to that.


I blame Annatar.

Why blame him? I say blame Cuba.;P