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Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

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Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

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Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy?  I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug.  I mean, look at it.  It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it.  Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.

Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual.  "Domina subjugator?"  Come on!  This can't be by accident.  I think the devs are messing with us.

So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas?

"Buttplug of doom?"

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Reply #201 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting -Ue_Carbon, reply 12

Quoting Samurye, reply 11


Quoting -Ue_Carbon,
reply 9
You know that reminds me of Monty Python. Castle Antrax. I bet thats what the Advent are like.



What?

 

Samurye.

Watch Monty Python and Quest for the Holy Grail. You will understand then.

I think that would be true

Quoting Hack78, reply 25

This thread is about to devolve into communication by grunts and rudimentary hand gestures.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Y tu'

Reply #202 from Sins Forums Top

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

What can I say, I never had a conventional family :(

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Reply #203 from Sins Forums Top

Dirty mind ?
Ask those two what they were doing on the battle spacefield *_*

 

That's how you make baby ships strike crafts ?

Reply #204 from Sins Forums Top

Well, you see, when a girl ship loves a boy ship..

Reply #205 from Sins Forums Top

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Reply #207 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

:blush:   

If receptionsists sit in the reception area, do secretaries sit in the secretion area?

Reply #208 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Kellmar, reply 3
Dirty mind ?
Ask those two what they were doing on the battle spacefield

 

That's how you make baby ships strike crafts ?

 

Well, the daddy ship is initiating crew transfer ability!  What esle could it be..........

Reply #209 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Kellmar, reply 3
Dirty mind ?
Ask those two what they were doing on the battle spacefield

 

That's how you make baby ships strike crafts ?

off-topic, but why does he/she (the player) have 63k credits, 11k metal, & 12k crystal, and still have research and 47 fleet supply available?  with that amount of cash, they ought to have maxed out their research and fleet.  that's just bad strategy, unless they're expecting heavy losses because they're flying into a sun (the actual star, not the grav well) or something.

Reply #210 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Why do we say by-standers and passers-by?

Why don't we ever say standers-by or pass-byers?

Reply #211 from Sins Forums Top

A by-stander is not standing by, nor is a pass-byer passing by. Actually, I have no idea what a pass-byer is doing, since it's not a gramatically correct term...

Reply #212 from Sins Forums Top

Actually, I have no idea what a pass-byer is doing, since it's not a gramatically correct term...

Sure it is, a pass byer is one who buys passes. :P If you ignore the spelling!

Reply #213 from Sins Forums Top

Or a guy passing by her, as told by a texan.

Reply #214 from Sins Forums Top

passers-by

rarely see that word

by-standers

See that a lot and make sense

Why don't we ever say standers-by or pass-byers?

just grammaticly not correct for the English language.

A by-stander is not standing by, nor is a pass-byer passing by

Don't take the word as a literal definition

by-stander, just means someone who happened be somewher close by and saw the incident with decent clarity.

This could mean anyone who is near by or 100 feet away.

Just don't take things by there name.

Reply #215 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

someone mention stiff drinks a few pages ago, what does that have to do with this whole dirty mind business.   I am sorry, but english is not my first language, so i am learning a lot about dirty jokes from you folks.  Very educational for me.  :D

 

They never taught me this stuff in my ESL classes.

Reply #216 from Sins Forums Top

Haha. "Stiff" is a slang for an erection :P Like saying someone is stiff means they're a little too happy down there at the moment.

See, and people say you can't learn anything valuable off the internet.

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Reply #217 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Ah...thanks.  Now i get the metaphor.  :D

Reply #218 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

They never taught me this stuff in my ESL classes.

:rofl:

Reply #219 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting elias001, reply 15

They never taught me this stuff in my ESL classes.

thats because the teachers are uptight virgins who are too scared to socialize, they wouldn't know 75% of the "dirty" terms in this post

Reply #220 from Sins Forums Top

^If that's what you think, then you've never been to my high schoolXD

Quoting elias001, reply 15

They never taught me this stuff in my ESL classes.

Funny, that's pretty much what my Latin classes are:rofl:

Reply #221 from Sins Forums Top

 

Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 1

Y tu'

Y tu mamá también

 

 

:-"

Reply #222 from Sins Forums Top

Randomly bringing and old topic back to life. >.>

So, if the Advent starbase is the ring, and the Vasari is the plug, does that make the TEC starbase the lampshade?

Reply #223 from Demigod Forums Top

I would think Vasari-as-a-plug would feel rather awkward....

Reply #224 from Sins Forums Top

Unless your into that whole pain is pleasure thing.8|

Reply #225 from Demigod Forums Top

Are you trying to tell us something about yourself from personal experiences?