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Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

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Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

from Sins Forums

Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy?  I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug.  I mean, look at it.  It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it.  Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.

Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual.  "Domina subjugator?"  Come on!  This can't be by accident.  I think the devs are messing with us.

So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas?

"Buttplug of doom?"

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Reply #276 from Demigod Forums Top

You forgot bribes, and a basement full of trained monkeys on laptops.

Reply #277 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 1
You forgot bribes, and a basement full of trained monkeys on laptops.

 

ahh now I know your secrets!!

 

*begins training monkeys on laptops*

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Reply #278 from Sins Forums Top

You shouldn't train monkeys *on* laptops, those things make for expensive treadmills...

Reply #279 from Demigod Forums Top

*does something else on laptop*

:bebi:

Reply #281 from Sins Forums Top

YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND!8C XD

Reply #282 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 5
Quit looking at monkey pr0n, Mish

 

Monkey make porn!?!?!

 

Oh.. you mean the Discovery Channel.

Reply #283 from Demigod Forums Top

Monkey do many things. You made me think of that Discovery Channel song now. :(

Reply #284 from Sins Forums Top

boom di a da boom di a da.......

Reply #286 from Demigod Forums Top

Haha, those are awesome! I've never seen those on tv :P

Reply #287 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 20

you know what a viagra bottle looks like and what the bottle says? muahahaha


THAT'S WHAT I SAID! SAYINGS STEALER! *pouts*

Also, C1@l1S!

 

Hey just cuz I had to restock the package at the store and I was bored one time and happen to read the lables for just about every  major perscription. You learn alot of crazy things drugs can do.

Per example, anal leakage is a side effect for soo soo sooooooo many drugs.

*cues the CBS Cares jingle*

Reply #288 from Sins Forums Top

I know that one. There's a drug being advertized on TV recently for growing eyelashes (honestly? wtf?) that can apparently turn your iris permanently brown.

I also like that one sleeping pill that warns that if you go driving while asleep you may want to consult your doctor.

Reply #289 from Sins Forums Top

Lol... Total Wtf moments- Almost as bad as the "Snuggie" commercials that advertise the blankets with sleeves...

Reply #290 from Demigod Forums Top

hahahahaha oh man, the trunk monkey. lol I totally want a trunk monkey.

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Reply #291 from Demigod Forums Top

Well, get a monkey, then stick it in the trunk. You can use a hoomun until you get a monkey.

Reply #292 from Demigod Forums Top

Just don't use the trunk human when there are cops around.

Reply #293 from Sins Forums Top

More useful than a shamwow :rofl: '

I despise that guy.

Reply #295 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Thomas, reply 18
More useful than a shamwow '

I despise that guy.

Yeah that guy looks like he should be selling watches out of the back of his van.

Reply #296 from Sins Forums Top

YOU GUYS ARE HELAROUS I WAS HAVEING A ROTF MOTHER FUCKING,L MOMENT I THINK I WAS LAUGHTING FOR 20 MINS AFTER I READ ALL OF THIS I JSUT LOVE ALL YOU GUYS KEEP IT GOING

and i think the advent capatol ship factory looks like a cock ring times 10

 

 

 

Obi-wan kenobi "thats no moon............THATS A FUCKING RIPOFF OF THE DEATHSTAR TIMES 7" about the Halos from the Halo trilogy

Reply #298 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting MishYu, reply 22
^^ erm... thanks?

he's 10, i wouldnt worry too much about it

Reply #300 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting TheRezonator, reply 23


he's 10, i wouldnt worry too much about it

Kids these days, I swear I miss the days of ass whipping and putting the fear of God into them. Sigh.