Banned because my family is from the Balkans. Who knows what went on in there?

banned for tons of stuff went on there, but were you related to Leonidas or just some peasant scooping poop?

Banned for thinking he scooped poop... to pick it up he was given mere toothpicks.

banned I tell ya banned!

Banned for not playing in the true spirit of the game and not giving an acceptable reason.

Banned for reasons unmentionable because they are

banned without reason

Banned on faith.

Banned for the reason of faith....

banned for not quoting Hebrews 11:1

"Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen."

Banned for not quoting Hebrews 11:1 either.

Banned because I don't think anyone has said anything important in Hebrew at 11:01...

Banned for not quoting Austin 3:16..... 

Banned for posting a south park picture - watch something good

Banned for thinking there is anything good.

Banned for thinking anything

banned for thinking

I wanna see how we can reduce this more, if at all.

Banned for what?    what.

Everybody's banned because there's been too much faith, politics and religion introduced and not enough sex.

Banned because there's always time to type about pie.

Of course, like everything else, pies end up connected to politics (who gets the best butter, who gets the fruit from the bottom of the barrel), and some fights over recipe standards get almost extreme enough to resemble religious conflicts.

p.s. The sweet pie reference above is in no way meant to demean or ignore members of savory pie communities. Samosas and pulled-pork empanadas are very respectable pastry shell paths. 

Banned for talking pastries when I'm on a frigging diet.

Banned because I've never seen a recipe for frigging. Is that an Aussie thing like figgy pudding? 

Banned for not knowing the recipe for frigging..... like I said.... not enough sex.

Banned for failure to appreciate the innuendo potential in a pie discussion. Filling, tenderness, sweetness, spiciness, the various roles of pie holes, the virtues of eating with your hands...

Banned for piety.