I would give you karma, but it's from SpongeBob Squarepants, Episode "Lifeguard".

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but i just got back home from church and shouldnt be on the computer

I would give you karma but you are too religious.

I would give you karma, but....LOL!

Is the computer supposed to be evil or something? I dont get it

I would give you karma but you lack understanding and that is why I am dominant.

I would give you karma, but I may be a Dark Jedi assassin, with the mission to assassinate you General Veers.

You are not being cautious.

I would give you karma, but Veers is just... there. Kiling him wouldn't affect the plot all that severely.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but my death would have nasty consequences on the forums, in the Star Wars universe, and on life as we know it.

I would give you karma, but how do you know it? Have you ever died?

"Purpose Mr Anderson...purpose...."

I would give you karma, but you two have fun. Don't miss my GoodBye Bash here tommorow!

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but I might ignore you tomorrow on purpose.

I would give you karma, but I might ingore him too, Veers.

"How about I give you the finger.....and you give me my phone call."

I would give you karma, but that'd be just fine. Not like it's a change for me, to be ignored. The sooner you forget, the better, anyway....

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but

1 )  Veers' death would have profound impact..........................someone would have to dispose of the body, and plainly, we're all just too damn lazy, so we'd end up losing use of whatever room he died in for the smell.....

2 )  Xer0, do not think to slink into the shadows...we will find you...and your reinstatement will be painful, as per my dark side's request.....  I'd argue with it, but it has a bigger gun.....

-Exile

@morph its not that the computer is evil. its really late and i took a shortcut that resembled an indiana jones movie i was in a heavily forested area then i crossed an old rickety bridge.

Point is i would give you karma but i should be too tired to be on and should be asleep

You mean, you finally got it?

I would give you karma, but that's totally a scam. A 1-gauge full-auto gatling shotgun is WAY better. Especially if it shoots fin-stabilized air-bursting high-explosive rounds.

LOL IrationalFear!

I want that gun too! Gimme one

I would give you karma, but what about an automatic Rocket Launcher with unlimited ammo capacity?

I would give you karma but you all fail. Morph fails for believeing in"unlimited ammo" thats vidoe games only dude

Whiskey fails for trying to down play a good deal on a working weapon by advertising his shady merchandise which promise does not come with the power source to use and has the "some assembly required" label

I for one however dont need a wonder waffle to rekill the hobbling undead. i merely pick up a bat and start whacking and walking.

By the way when the zombie cut out the power(as they always do(only thing they can do really)) How do you charge that thing and if its not chargeable then i wont be buying(not that iwas anyway)

I Will give you Karma but .....awww all out of karma... really I would give you karma if I did have any

I would give you karma, but you FAIL.

You dont need to have any karma to give to someone, dude. Even with 0 karma, you can give to everyone, all the karma you want.

There. Now that I answered you, and helped you understand the karma system, how about you give me some karma?

p.s. Exchanges in karma (you give me some and I give you some) are negotionable.

I would give you karma but negotoinable isnt a word not even in the giggerish language

I would give you karma but you speak Gibberish

I would give you karma, but Gibberish is an internationally recognignised language used in legal textbooks, supercomputer manuals, and Facebook.

LOL

You are right, there isnt such a word. Ah well....what can I say...I am greek

I would give you karma, but you are a gibberish expert.