I would give you karma but your 50 short.

I would give you karma but you already have less than I do but more than others.

I would give you karma, but you didnt give me any.

I woulg give you karma, but you don't deserve any.

I would give you karma, but....uhmm....you're right I guess... 

I would give you karma, but I just don't like you very much.

I would give you karma, but I dont care

I would give you karma, but I do care and I can't let you take over the universe.

I would give you karma, but the Machines have taken over the earth, why not the whole universe?

I would give you karma, but the Machines aren't that real-estate oriented.

I would give you karma, but the Machines just keep expanding and need more planets to advance technologically.

I would give you karma, but machines can't move as fast as me.

I would give you karma, but I would prefer this particualar forum game to not become a chat-room for only two people at a time.

I would give you karma, but its not my fault that nobody else is posting.

I have to keep this thread alive, you see

I would give you karma, but your only 50% of the life support.

I would give you karma, but I require some karma for being 50% of the life support.

I would give you karma but you breathing fail

I would give you karma but you said he is breathing fail.

I would give you karma, but it would be such a waste.

I would give you karma but you are Greek

I would give you karma but you aren't a Nerd.

I would give you karma, but I am a Nerd.

I would give you karma, but I'd rather give you a Gibbs Slap.

I would give you karma, but you got facepalmed. . . .through a straw!

I would give you karma, but its really late for me.