I would give you karma but your a lurker -.-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I missed post #1000! Oh well....I knew I would lose it anyway

I would give you karma, but because i do have a life, I cant lurk in the forums.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BHNYpKx2A&feature=related

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I would give you karma but because I don't have a life I'm forced to spend all day talking with my career services advisor trying to land a damned job. Which in turn leaves me on my computer, which always leads to Elemental posting, which got my post 1000.

I would give you karma but you have a "career services advisor".

I would give you karma but ofcourse I have a career services advisor, I think you'd be hard pressed to find a university that doesnt have one.

I would give you karma but I'm still in high school.

I would give you karma but you're still in high school.

I would give you karma, but you are not in high school.

I would give you karma, but you haven't given me a reason to.

id give you karma but you dont have an avatar

I would give you Karma but you have a funny habit to post after whiskey.

id give you karma but you have the same problem

I would give you karma, but you are not using the phrase "I would give you karma, but....", thus not following the forum rules.

I am leniant, Blaziken100 shan't be punished for a minor infraction.

I would give you karma, but you're a tattle-tale.

English please 

I would give you karma, but you are weird.

I would give you karma, but you're not wierd.

I would give you karma but you post to much.

I would give you karma but I haven't been paying attention to the forum games for the past day or two.

I would give you Kharma, but i'm to lazy to click my mouse twice for your sake

"Shan't" is a contraction of "shall" (interchangeable with "will) and "not". I would give you karma, but it is English.

I would give you karma but you're irrational, and fearful.

I would give you karma, but for a ghost you are not so scary.

I would give you karma but your avatar just makes me think of Elrond in cool glasses.

i would give you karma but i am using it as bait for the great white whale Sicky Moe

I would give you karma, but ofc it does, since it is the same actor (Hugo Weaving), that played in both LOTR and The Matrix.