I would give you karma but, that rainbow demon's gotta good gig going .... time to spiffy my resume.

I would give you karma but Spiffy says PFFFFFFFFT!

I would give you karma but,  looks  like someone had chili at the OK Corral.. 

I would give you karma but that would be prose.

I would give you karma but, it don't smell like one. 

I would give you karma but who's Spiffy and what does he/she have to do with prose... and why are you smelling it anyways?

I would give you karma but, yeah, outhouse paper... smell ya later... haha   Where's some good prose when you need some?... tsc tsc  

I would give you karma but it seems you're busy with that outhouse paper... has some prose written on it huh?

I would give you karma but, here's a fact, Monkeys don't have fleas. They're buddies remove dead skin which they eat. Yum

I would give you karma but I'm busy washing away all the dead skin so's I don't get fleas.

I would give you karma but I saw a flea circus once.

I would give you karma but that once was when you could actually see the fleas... these days, though, they'd have to be the size of gerbils before you could see 'em.. even with yer glasses.

I would give you karma but, this is a fleass of a baaad kind.  

I would give you karma but them look like dancing sheepses... looks to me like a Kiwi nude revue.

I would give you karma but the morality police have shown up, starting asking questions, and I just pointed at Starkers.

I would give you karma but the fuzz retired due to lack of evidence.

I would give you karma but, he's busy watching the Kiwi Kiki dancers. You'll have to come back.

I would give you karma but I am not part of the community clique.  *sadface*

I would give you karma but you're already here so that makes you the fetcher of coffee. One cream five sugars please.

Want donuts with that?

   I would give you karma but, welcome to The Clique.  

Welcome Crono908 to the looney bin.

I would give you karma but that's up to Master Confabulator. He's lurking hereabouts.

i would bestow karma upon you,  but you are not the colors of my dream.

I would give you karma but it would turn your dream sky blue pink and you'd then be having a nightmare

I would give you karma but you forgot the polka dots