I would give you karma but,    mmm coffee.

I would give you karma but...................................................................... I'm on my second cup and gonna get a refill. Then bounce off the walls for a little bit.

I would give you karma but I'm going to hide it someplace safe until you've stopped bouncing off the walls

I would give you karma but where's the fun in that.

I would give you karma but, gotta get my second.

I would give you karma but I'm already on my second. No walls yet though.

I would give you karma but, coffee or pop?  About enough coffee....

I would give you karma but a snuffluppagus type creature just ran off with the karma button and blew its nose... er, trunk on it. .. 'snot fair

I would give you karma but I'm gonna save it for a rainy PM.

I would give you karma but the last rainy PM I got waterlogged my inbox.

I would give you karma.. But I took an arrow in the knee. >.<

I would give you karma but your knee shouldn't have got in the way

I would give you karma, but the knee thing is lame

I would give you karma but, you don't know what you've got till it's gone.

I would give you karma but its gone.

I would give you karma but the angle of the hypotenuse has distanced itself from the meridian at the line of latitude where the sun goes down.

I would give you karma but meridian faltered and I had to send to Acme for a new one.

I would give you karma ... but you had the perfect number! 42 AND 42 ... how could you not do anything with that ... man?

I would give you karma but I did and got an 84 in spite of all the twisting and turning of numbers so I 86'd it. And it was consistent too. Oh well...back to the drawing board.

I would give you karma but the sonar has detected the bottom is only sixteen feet down, so I'm going up on deck and throwing a few hands overboard to lighten the load so's the keel don't drag along the rocks.

I would give you karma but, this cup came with instructions.

I would give you karma but breakfast is very very close now. Rumble rumble

I would give you karma but all that rumbling has caused several seismic shocks locally and the Richter Institute is on the phone asking if I'm the cause

I would give you karma but you see I have a strict no Ogres or Giants policy

I would give you karma but the policy on ogres is lax due to the giants keeping them reasonably well behaved with the use of large canes should they misbehave