banned for hating on history

Banned for not knowing that History was my favourite subject at school, or that in 1964 I got an award from Winston Churchill [in person] for an essay I wrote on the causes of WWII.

banned for causing history

banned for causing history

Banned for assuming that history is the be all and end all of my superb and extra special talents.

banned for assuming your part was even worthwhile

Banned by the party of the 1st part for disregarding excellent achievement and high honours.

banned for issues depending on other people

Banned for putting on airs without serving a round of cocktails.

banned for putting your tails in the air like you don't care

Banned for all your put on airs and graces while chasing tail behind the bike sheds.....

"Hey you, behind the bike sheds..... STAND STILL laddy"

Banned for capitalizing on the little guy.

Banned for thinking LITTLE GUYS don't deserve their own capitols, preferably in Lilliput.

banned for little input

Banned for overly large overtures on a little subject pertaining to Lilliputian issues of blank proportions.

banned for blanking out on us

Banned for failing to notice that starkers has never blanked in.  That's why he's called starkers.

Banned for not knowing why I chose the online starkers moniker.

Hint: it has something to do with my real name and rearranging some letters.  A search of the WC forums may help you find it... cos I'm not going over it again and again..... and again.

banned for copying me

Banned for not Pasting me.

Banned for being a pasty face to begin with.

Banned because I did it FIRST.

Banned for not knowing what a pastie is or where to get one on a blank day that ends with AY.

Banned for being an Aus  🇦🇺, about everything.

Banned 'cause I may have figured out starkers. Def. #1...British informal. Starkers = stark naked.

Rearranged thusly...streakers.

banned for trying to figure out the streaker