banned for getting involved with the whole matter

Banned for being wholly and completely 100% about this and that when nobody else is.

Banned for wholly distributing anachronistic redundancies in the midst of the turmoil in middle, upper and lower kingdoms associated with banning portable port-a-potties during lunch hour.

banned for running on and on and on ....

Banned for running off with more than you can carry.

banned for trying to limit my carry

banned for trying to limit my carry

banned for trying to limit my carry

Banned for presuming [three times] that you can carry more than the next bloke, who has longer, stronger arms than you and can carry a horse on each if need be.

banned for horsing around

banned for horsing around

Banned for not having a plot to lose to begin with.

Banned for not having a pot to piddle in either.

banned for assuming that I need an illegal planet to piddle on

Banned for being the bloke who piddles deliberately to create yellow snow letters that read like a book title: "Yellow River" by I.P. Daily

banned for peeing daily

Banned for kidney issues cos you don'tv pee often enough.

Thissa weird, not for nuttin'.

Banned for this (v) shoulda been this (^) all along. Get with the program.

banned for hitting on the programs

Banned for hitting on tha chicky babes in tha [correct way to spell] programme.

And why is mm so significant?

Cos upside down it's twins with boobies.  

banned for mocking the mockers

Banned for being so insular and not mocking all over the world in a frenzied mock-fest to rival Pink Floyd's last world tour

banned for mocking the fact that I got grounded due to poor grades and couldn't go to the last Pink Floyd world tour

Banned for being a cry baby and complaining here about it when nobody gives a rodent's rectum that you missed out due to being a less than diligent student.

banned for sounding like my dad