Banned for considering the not yet known and trying to include it in the festivities.

banned for not being apart of the festivus for the rest of us

Banned for absence... like not being there when the curtain went up and pants came down to celebrate the new moondance festival.... and geez, wasn't there a lot of moon shining that night.

banned for being an old geezer howling at the moon

Banned for being an under the hill young geezer with delusions of nutmeg in your eyeballs.

banned for mocking my damaged eyeballs

banned for mocking my damaged eyeballs

Banned for eyeballing the finish line when you've not gotten off the starting blocks

Also banned for blanking once and hightailing it back to banning. 

Same with you, Uvah... thought you'd be into a new fun thread like a rat up a drainpipe.... or a horny blank into a hooker.

C'mon blokes, help me keep it going.

BANNED out loud. Why...I dunno. Make some noise so I don't fall asleep.

Banned for I'm totally blanked and won't be blanking here anymore.

banned for reasons unknown

It doesn't seem to pop up on my subscription feed. Very annoying

Banned for not taking your exit fee.

Banned for blocking the exit with a blank, then bolting the door from the other side so I couldn't leave the building unless I went through the skylight and parachuted off the roof, which I wasn't going to do cos I only brought a hammock with me.

And I'm getting umpteen emails telling me somebody has answered to this or that thread.  Very annoying.

banned for letting the emails stream

banning myself for coming back here after 4 years 

Banned for being a slow poke and not returning sooner/more often.

banned for slash marks and not hash marks

Banned for keeping the hash to yourself.

Banned for hashing it out with Ryat in the middle and Starkers holding on for dear life.

Banned for cashing out and wanting to take it ousside in the cool night air

Banned for cooler heads are in short supply, being few and far between these days.

banned for being between cooler heads

Banned for thinking two heads are better than one.... there's less room on yer shoulders.

And what about the arguments?

Banned for stage left and stage right and stage up and stage down and stage front and stage back and stage sideways and stage bottoms up and stage upside down and stage rightside up and stage leftside backwards and stage tuck and stage your and stage head and stage between and stage your and stage knees and stage and and stage kiss and stage your and stage bottomsupsidedownbackside goodbye! Haaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha.............

banned for trying to stage the next ban