Banned for thinking Starkers was me (I build chimneys)

Banned for proliferating the flu and leaving the hearth blank

Banned for carrying a flu and waving it around in your tutus thinking all the girls will look up in awe but instead they insisted you return their tutus before they get all crusty brown and no longer tutuable.

banned for turning the tutu into a lulu

Banned for leaving my tutu at the asylum gate for Uvah so's he could dance for asylum staff during their tea breaks.

banned for blaming others for bad tea

Banned for serving bad tea and using the excuse "it had been in the harbour for a long time".

banned for harboring such thoughts

banned for harboring such thoughts

banned for harboring such thoughts

Banned for thoughts I harboured thoughts.... not once but 3 times.

Also banned for skindiving in the harbour for ceremoniously dumped tea without a historical license to do so.

Banned for face paint.

Banned for suggesting I wear makeup.

banned for facing the lamb but not the lion

Banned for eating the lamb and tossing the lion the bones

banned for boning up on things

Banned for peeping and thanks for the Viagra.

Banned for not pursuing a holistic approach to erictile dysfunction.

banned for trying to be holier than thou with a limp one

banned for trying to be holier than thou with a limp one

Banned for not enough starch in the sausage.

Banned 'cause a horse that can't get up can"t get out and Whinny the Poo.

Banned further more 'cause there bes 100 more pages to go to hit 1,000. A record...I think. 

banned for thinking that is a record

If I recall correctly, the previous ban game surpassed 1100 pages.

Banned for recalling stuff and resurrecting pages of history.